Would you like a Fortune Cookie? #2

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FORTUNE COOKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1

You are going to McDonalds for a BigMac then the evil chines guy comes and say "Fortune cookie with that?"
- NEVER
- MAYBE
2

You go to the window to pick up your bigmac and they guy yells "YOU MUST HAVE FORTUNE COOKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!"
- NEVER DRIVES OFF
- YO RETARD GIVE ME MY ORDER DRIVES OFF!
3

You run into the store and ask to talk to the manager!!!!!!!!!
- GRRRRRRRRRRR
- WHATEVER
4

Then you find out th chinse guy is the manager!
- NOOOOOOOOO
- NOT MCDONALDS!!
5

You hear the guy say " Free Fortune Cookie with BigMac!"
- NO NOT THE BIGMAC ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!!!
- Crap with you
6

You are tired of the chines dude so you try to shoot him!!
- MUHAHAHAHMUAHHAMAUAHMAUH
- YES
7

You go to his house and set off a bomb!
- YES MUAHMUAHMAUHAMU
- OH YEAH
8

OH NO.....
- WHAT?!?!?!!?!?
- MUAHMAUH HA HA???
9

That was the presadent!!
- CRAP
- CURSE THE CHINSE DUDE (once again)
10

You go to jail for 14 years!
- CRAP WITH CHINSE DUDE
- Maybe I scholud just that the fortune cookies SIKE!! NEVER

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