DUCKS!!!

Do you like ducks??

• NO!!
• Yes.
• Maaaaayybeeeee...
• I don't really know

Do you think Fred is a good name for a duck??

• NO!! It's a stupid name for a duck
• I guess so... if you think so.
• Yes!! It's the best name for a duck I have ever heard!

Do you like ducks??

• Didn't you just ask that?? Okay... now I'm confused!!!!!!!
• NO!! I JUST SAID THAT!!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!?!
• Yes... I love ducks.

My friend named a duck Fred.

• That's stupid.
• Why?? Who would do that???
• Okay then...
• Awesome!!

Fred is the best duck ever!!! He's my favorite duck!

• You have a favorite duck??
• You're weird.
• He's my favorite duck, too!!!!!

I named a beetle Jimmy

• What's with you and naming animals???
• you are soooooo weird.
• I love Jimmy!!!

Jimmy died

• HAHA
• Poor, poor Jimmy
• JIMMY DIED???!!!?! HOW???
• YAY!!!!!!! Good riddance...

My friend killed Jimmy

• MEANY!!!
• good for your friend.... who's done what i've always wanted to do
• Nooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

I sprained by butt

• HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• You sprained your what??
• Good
• Oooh, man that's gotta hurt

Do you like the Gators??

• NO!!!!!!! THEY SUCK!! BOOOOOO!!!!
• YES!! THEY... ARE... AWESOME!!!!! GO GATERS!!
• uhhhh... I don't know...
• maybe

AAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!

• What??? What is it???
• You have serious problems, my friend
• Ooooookkaaaaaaaaaayy........

How old am I??

• 12
• 13
• 14
• 15

What holiday is my birthday on this year... 2008??

• Easter!!
• Halloween
• Christmas
• St. Patrick's Day
• Mother's Day
• Memorial Day

Okay... so this didn't have much to do with ducks... maybe in the beginning, but not the whole thing...

• I KNOW!!!! You said it was going to be about ducks!!!!!! What a rip off!!!
• good
• Oh, man!!
• DUCKS!!!!!!!!!

What email provider do I have??

Please select all that apply.

• hotmail
• msn
• gmail
• yahoo
• aol
• all of the above
• none of the above

Do you like dogs?

• Yes!! I love dogs!! They are sooooo cute!!
• Yes!! I have some dogs for pets
• no... i hate dogs. they slobber everywhere
• I'm bored

What are you??

Please select all that apply.

• emo
• goth
• punk
• prep
• geek
• jock
• other

What am i??

Please select all that apply.

• emo
• goth
• punk
• jock
• prep
• geek
• other

Which of these is my favorite cousin?????

• Tanner
• Blake
• Casey
• Luke

Which of these cousins of mine are brothers??

Please select all that apply.

• Luke
• Casey
• Tanner
• Blake
• Randy
• Greyson

What month is my birthday in??

• February
• March
• May
• July
• November

Am I bored right now?

• duh
• idk, but i am
• I DON'T CARE!!!!
• yeah
• no... why would you be??

Are you bored right now???

• SOOOOOO bored
• yes
• no!! of coarse not!!
• maybe
• I DON'T CARE!!!!!!
• CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What are the characteristics of my monitor's screen??

• black, 15 inches wide
• blue, 10 inches wide, flat screen
• black, 22 inches wide, flat screen
• grey, 12 inches wide
• green, 12 inches wide
• black, 11 inches wide, flat screen

Okay, last question:

• what question?? there is no question... it just says last question!!!!!
• FINALLY!!
• Nooooo!!! This is fun!! Don't go!
• Okay

Bonus question: Do you like tacos??

• Bonus quesiton?? this is going to be graded?!?!
• So what if I don't??
• YES!!!!!!!!
• No!! They're stupid and gross!! Why would I??