Blonde Jokes!

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ok I wanna see how funny people think these jokes are
I'll tell a joke and then you rate its hilarity (funny-ness) anywhere from 1-5, 5 being the funniest

btw, if any blondes take this, just know that I know blondes are not all dumber than everyone else. That doesn't mean all blondes are smart, just that hair color has no effect on a person's intelligence. So don't get mad at me for telling blonde jokes. :)

  1. 1

    3 blondes are walking in a forest when they see a set of tracks. The 1st says they're deer tracks, the 2nd says they're elk, and the 3rd thinks they're moose tracks. They argue til the train hits them

  2. 2

    A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she spotted a sign that read, "DISNEYLAND LEFT". After thinking for a minute, she said to herself, "oh well!" and turned around and drove home.

  3. 3

    Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? A: for throwing out all the W's

  4. 4

    Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working? A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.

  5. 5

    Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? A: "Oh look, donut seeds!"

  6. 6

    Q: Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one? A: Because you have to hollow out the head.

  7. 7

    Q: Why do blondes like lightning? A: They think someone is taking their picture.

  8. 8

    Q: What is a blonde trying to do when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: trying to hold onto a thought

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