The all knowing Fred shall assign you a personality title, For LIFE!

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Welcome, one and all, to my almighty, almazing personality test. Loaded with questions, answers, and more stupid s**t than you can wrap your head around! so come on in and finish it, i bet you'll (not) like what you are.

Check the time NOW. You are going to need it later.

But remember to answer honestly, don't pick an answer because its "cooler" than the other ones because thats how you get stabbed. Remember, i am part spanish, and it's in my blood.

1

Start with something easy. Whats your favorite color?
- Blue
- Purple
- Red
- Yellow
- Green
- Black
2

Out of those listed, Whats your favorite Brawl character?
- Ike
- Snake
- Jigglypuff
- Peach
- Dedede
- Wait, whats brawl?
- I dont like any of those characters
3

Taste in Music?
- Techno
- Punk
- Metal
- Hanna Montana
- Black people Music
4

Whats most offensive to you?
- Censorship
- Pornography
- Pollution/Littering
- This Test
- Girls with those tans that make them look orange
- NAKED MEN
5

Which of these is least offensive to you?
- Censorship
- Pornography
- Girls with tans that make them look orange
- Pollution/Littering
- NAKED MENS
6

Truthfully speaking, what was the most amount of times you fornicated in a month
- 0-5
- 6-15
- 16-31
- More than that
- More than that by a LOT
7

How many people have you Kissed/Fondled in your lifetime (for free)
- 2-3
- 4-6
- 7+
- I'm at least 22 yrs old, answer on question # 8
8

For those of you 22 or older, the same question as above (remember, it had to be for free)
- 2-4
- 5-7
- 8-10
- 11+
- I answered Question 7
9

How many people have you messed around with, but had to PAY (anything)
- 2+ (yeah, once you hit 2 thats enough)
- One
- Zero
10

Enough with the questions about screwing. Where do you want to live one day?
- Open region where one can see the stars at night
- City life is for me
- I like the suburban lifestyle
- Back in the Mother country (trumps the others)
- In a country I never went to before
- In a nunnery/combine/any other group lifestyle
11

Ever had a threesome?
- Yes
- No
- Why are there so many mating questions?
12

Dont worry i won't tell anybody. Are you Bi?
- Yes, and male
- No, and male
- Yes, and female
- No, and female
- Curious best describes me, and male
- Curious best describes me, and female
13

Whats ur view on Homosexuality
- Doesn't bother me
- It irks me
- It irks me, especially when its a gay guy
- Conflicted? maybe?
14

Pick a cartoon character
- Ned Flanders
- Stewie Griffin
- Eric Cartman
- Master Shake
- Bugs bunny
- Patrick Star
- Buttercup
15

Pick a rapper
- Screw this i dont like any of these
- Eminem
- Papoose
- Lil Wayne
- Snoop
- Jay Z
- Notorious B.I.G.
16

What time was it when you started this test
- Between 11:25 Pm and 4:45 Am
- Between 1:25 and 4:45 in the afternoon
- Any other time
- I dont remember
17

How much TV do you watch in a week?
- 4 or less hours
- No more than 7
- No more than 13
- Up to 20 i guess
- More than 20
18

We are nearing the end. How do you feel?
- Relieved
- Disappointed, i enjoyed it.
- Disappointed, i didn't like it
- Tired
- Apathetic
- WTF is apathetic?
19

How often do you do real exersize (anything but copulating)
- not really
- 3 or less times a week (not counting gym visits)
- I go to a gym
- Every other day or so
- All the time
20

How long did it take you to get this far?
- 7 or less mins
- 8-10 mins
- 11-14
- 15+
21

Pick a drink to drink
- Jager
- Grapefruit Juice
- Apple Juice
- Kool Aid
- Water
- Apple Martini
- A Coke
- Fanta
22

Favorite Flower
- Rose
- Tulip
- Dandilion
- Sunflower
- Magnolia
- Flowers? I dont give a flying...
- Foxglove, cuz its poisonous
- I love a lot of flowers, i dont want to choose....
23

Do you own any, um, "dirty" paraphinalia (don't include books/Magazines)
- No
- I have some stuff, hidden away
- O hell yeah, I'm always prepared
- Maybe a personal massage device or two
- Just a little, im not even sure if i'll use them or not
24

Own any Dirty books (Playboy is not a book)
- None
- just 1
- A couple
- A veritable Library (4 or more)
- Who needs em?
25

Finally, just one more question. Which phrase would you hope to describe yourself with one day?
- Adventurous
- Genius
- Creative genius
- Athlete
- Badass
- Sexmatic
- Lovable
- A great Friend
26

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The all knowing Fred shall assign you a personality title, For LIFE!

Start with something easy. Whats your favorite color?

Out of those listed, Whats your favorite Brawl character?

Taste in Music?

Whats most offensive to you?

Which of these is least offensive to you?

Truthfully speaking, what was the most amount of times you fornicated in a month

How many people have you Kissed/Fondled in your lifetime (for free)

For those of you 22 or older, the same question as above (remember, it had to be for free)

How many people have you messed around with, but had to PAY (anything)

Enough with the questions about screwing. Where do you want to live one day?

Ever had a threesome?

Dont worry i won't tell anybody. Are you Bi?

Whats ur view on Homosexuality

Pick a cartoon character

Pick a rapper

What time was it when you started this test

How much TV do you watch in a week?

We are nearing the end. How do you feel?

How often do you do real exersize (anything but copulating)

How long did it take you to get this far?

Pick a drink to drink

Favorite Flower

Do you own any, um, "dirty" paraphinalia (don't include books/Magazines)

Own any Dirty books (Playboy is not a book)

Finally, just one more question. Which phrase would you hope to describe yourself with one day?

Everyone is different, and so are their answers. What is your:

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