WHICH BLONDE JOKES ARE THE BEST? oh and please do not take these jokes seriously, blondes. they are meant purely for enjoyment.

Which one is funniest????

• One day there was a blonde riding a horse. The horse kept going faster and faster until the blonde fell off, with her foot getting stuck in the stirrup. Hearing her screams for help, finally a Wal-Mart clerk came over and turned off the merry-go-round.
• A blonde was swimming. She swam deeper and deeper until she drowned.
• A redhead, a brunette and a blonde all escape from a prison together. They run into the nearby woods and all climb up seperate trees. When the police find the redheads tree and ask who is up there, the redhead chirps like a bird. Then the police go to the brunette's tree. When they ask who is up there, the brunette makes chipmunk noises. Finally, when the police go to the blonde's tree and ask who is up there, the blonde goes,"MOOOOOOOOOO!"
• Q. What goes: VROOM... SCREECH... VROOM... SCREECH... VROOM... SCREECH?
• Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of a Mercedes with a coat hanger: the first one says i cant get it. the second one says well u better hurry cuz its raining and the top is down!
• Q. How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner.
• Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint? its not real bright but its cheap, and it speads easy.
• Q. What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A. the more you bang it, the looser it gets!
• Q. How can you tell a blonde has had a bad day? she has a tampon behind her ear and cant find her pencil.
• Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A. when u slap the mosquito it stops sucking.
• Q. Whats the diff. between a blonde and a rooster? A: In the morning a rooster says, "C0ck'll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says, "Any-c0ck'll-doooo."
• Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas? A. because they cant find the zipper