What Yo Mama Jokes Are Funny? Part 2

What Yo Mama jokes are funny? (Out of these)

Please select all that apply.

• Yo Mama's so stupid, she got ran over by a parked car.
• Yo Mama's so fat, when she steps on the scale it says, "One at a time, please."
• Yo Mama's so stupid, that when someone said it was chilly outside, she came out with a spoon and bowl!
• Yo Momma's so fat, when she wears heels, they're flats by the afternoon.
• Yo Mama's so stupid, I told her to buy a color TV, and she said, "What color?"
• Yo Mama's so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
• Yo Mama'so stupid, she tried to drown a fish (in water).
• Yo Mama's so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
• Yo Mama's so ugly, she can make an onion cry.
• Yo Mama's so ugly, when she tried out for an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professinals."
• Yo Mama's so ugly, she turned Madusa to stone.
• Yo Mama's so ugly, her reflection quit!

So...........whats up?

• ..........
• Uhhhhh
• Not much, you?
• I came here for Yo Mama jokes, not this.