Which of these wacky words catch your attention?(I needed a comic relief)

Please select all that apply.

• B00bies!
• OMG PIE!
• Waka waka!
• My pants are one size smaller!
• Corn dog!
• Taters... mmm-hmm.
• Potaaaaato biatchs!
• Needle in my butt crack!
• Ouchies....
• (bangs head on computer stand) Who put this here?
• Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!
• My grapes just turned into raisins pappy.
• If the kid don't shut up throw a beer at him....
• I live that aways! ---->
• Guess what I did to your mommy?
• Guess what I did to your pappy?
• Why yes I use my cursing lips to kiss your mother!
• OMG I can't breath! How do I breath how do I breath!?
• To war we will go for!...... after we shave our balls...
• OMG!... Snake? ... Snake! ... SNAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!
• This is how it goes with children.. Once is a blessing twice is a curse.
• Quick hold my sword and swing it's the hardest one in the world!
• You want me to hold what.....?!
• Children are a sin...
• Huh... I feel funny (looks back) .. HOLY MOTHER OF.. MY AZZ IT'S GONE..... NOOOOOOOOO!
• Bad things only happen to you becaus you're evil...
• Lookies I got my wings now I can fly.... I hope that angel won't miss them?
• Curse you..... It's peanut buttter jelly time!
• You wunna see my full moon?
• I'm glad that I have you as a friend broom.... broom? ... Broom?! BROOOOOOM!!!!
• Boredum is a nother word for suicide...
• Mater Bait, whats up.. do you even relize what your name is?