Flying toaster

OMG! A flying toaster!

• Holy crap!!
• Where?
• What are you talking about? Toasters can't fly. OMG! A flying toaster! (Told you)
• Flying toaster! Get the wheat bread!

What should we do about the flying toaster?

• Shoot it down!
• Make it our own personal toast slave!

The flying toaster is landing. What should we do?

• Get the wheat bread!
• Get the peanut butter!
• Get the grape jelly!
• Get the butter!
• Get the pop tarts!
• Get the toaster strudel!

Why can't you leave the poor flying toaster alone? It has feelings too.

Please select all that apply.

• No it doesn't it's an inatimate object.
• Because "leave the poor toaster alone" wasn't one of the answers.
• Because i want my toast!!
• Why are you worried about the toaster? There's a more important issue at hand. WE ARE OUT OF JELLY!!!
• Don't worry, when it's my toast slave i will treat it nicely
• What are you talking about?