Your mom....OMG #3!
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yay 5 stars !!!!!!!! haha
haha here is some. great quiz!
1.Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
2.Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
3.Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
4.Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Here's one: Your mommas so fat a whale saw her and started singing "We are fam-i-ly. Even though you're bigger than me!"
that one was on your mom 2!
OMJ haha dat is really funny lol
lol
heres a few: your mommas so stupid when she got thirsty she went to the fridge and the orange juice said concentrate so she stood there
your momma is so poor when your house caught on fire she jumped on the roof and yelled clap ur hands stomp ur feet praise the lord we have heat
joke 1.: Yo mama so fat she sat on the toilet and it said A-B-C-D-E-F-G get your fat a55 off of me!
Joke 2.: Yo mama so ugly she joined an ugly contest and they said sorry no professionals!
Joke 3.: Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Joke 4.: Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Joke 5.: Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
Joke 6.: Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
TTYL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow this is stupider than the first 2!
Congrats!
thanx!
yur weclome!
I have one: You momma so cheap when she took out a dollar bill to pay George Washington was blinking cuz of the light
I guess it's a little cheesy but hey
AWESOME QUIZ ITS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ur mommas so stupid that she climbed over a glass wall to see wat was on the other side
ur mommas so stupid that when a hurricane came she went to the basement for shelter.
and that's pretty much it=*
Hey, if the glass was dirty, then she wouldnt be stoopid, would she?
so, who's the duma55 now???
stoopid!
this is a reply to "muzic_iz_life"
your mommas so poor I saw her walking down the street with only one shoe on, so i said "ma'm, ya lose your shoe?" and she said "no I just found one!!!"
haha!!!!!!! luv the quiz u should make more!