WHICH JOKES/SAYINGS ARE THE BEST???

Please select all that apply.

• How do u drown a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
• No I'm not staring at your butt...I'm admiring your back jeans pockets.
• There's always a light at the end of a tunnel...just pray it's not a train...
• CAUTION water on road during rain!!!
• A blonde wearing headphones walked into a hair solon. The lady doing her hair told her to take them off. A few minutes later the blonde dropped dead. The lady listened to the earphones : Breathe in...Breathe out
• yo mamma so fat that when she was in elementary school she got to sit next to everyone!