What would you do if someone killed Edward?

Please select all that apply.

• I would yell at Stephanie Meyer for killing him off.
• I would kill Stephanie Meyer for killing him off. (where's my gun?) snipe
• I would insert myself into the book and kill the character that killed him. (come on mind powers.. work already!!) snipey snipe
• I would ask Stephanie Meyer for a rewrite.
• I would write my own version of the story where Edward kills the person that tryed to kill him.