Are you a Conservative bigot?

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Let's face it: Conservatives are bigots. They're all terrible people anc completely worthless to our society. But just how bigoted and uneducated are they? Let's find out, shall we?

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George W. Bush's father was an oil millionaire who paid his way through Yale. George was a C- student. You are...
- An intelligent, thinking individual who understands that money doesn't buy grades.
- Hey, I'm a C- student too! But it's ok because I'm not the President who needs a good education.
- So? You don't need a good education to decide the fate of the most powerful country in the world! Let's put a kid with down syndrome in there next!
2

Hillary Clinton and Sarah Palin have caused a stir amongst female voters. Should a woman become a President?
- There's nothing wrong with a woman as President, and who knows what kind of a job they'd do? We've never had one.
- There's nothing wrong with a woman as President, but those two are the wrong women.
- Woman should be seen, not heard. Keep them out of the White House. It's only for White men.
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Which of these LIES do you subscribe to the most?
- Sarah Palin is just like me!
- John McCain isn't 4 more years of George Bush! They don't even have the same last name!
- Humans aren't attributing to global warming! Just because CO2 levels have jumped higher than they've been in millions of years that doesn't mean anything!
- Rush Limbaugh wasn't using pills unnecessarily. He was just...ill.
- Ann Coulter isn't a bigot, she speaks the word of God!
- Barack Obama is a Muslim!
- The Surge is working!
- There's nothing wrong in Darfur and I don't even see a place called Tibet on this map!
- What, are you kidding me? I don't believe any of this s***.
4

On the issue of Iraq...
- It's a waste of money and young lives. We need to pull out as soon as possible.
- It doesn't matter how much money we waste or how many kids we kill, we have to stay till the job's done!
- Oh, are we still fighting that? I thought we won. The Surge obviously worked.
5

9/11 and Iraq...
- Had nothing related to each other. There were no connections between the terrorists and the attack.
- Saddam Hussein supported terrorist regimes! Of course they're related whether there's any proof or not!
6

Prior to the War in Iraq....
- There were never any terrorists or WMD's in the country. Saddam knew what would happen to his country if he messed with that stuff.
- Saddam had nukes! We never found any, he never had any and Donald Rumsfeld admitted there were none but he had em!
7

What should we do about Osama Bin Laden?
- He's really not that important anymore. He sends a few videos, a few Navy SEALs shoot at a look-a-like, turns out to be the wrong guy. Not that important.
- Waste as many resources as possible hunting him down just like GWB suggested, even though he himself said "I'm not that worried about Osama anymore."
8

On the issue of Health Care and Social Security....
- It's the duty of the government to keep it's people protected and give them a chance at life and retirement. It's a moral duty.
- Screw the poor! I won't spend a single cent on anything for anyone but myself because I'm a selfish Conservative!
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Who is the most corrupt politician?
- George W. Bush for recieving various large bribes from oil companies to keep taxes low and keep Iraq going.
- Cheney for the undermining of the American Constitution and getting his old company Haliburton every American Military contract.
- Donald Rumsfeld for lying to the American people about Iraq to garner support.
- Karl Rove for bulls****ng the UN and the American people.
- Alberto Gonzales for protecting the Patriot Act despite the fact it completely violates our 1st Amendment rights.
- How about Tom Delay and his freezer full of cash?
- Barack Obama because he-GASP-doesn't wear a flag pin!
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Bill Clinton was...
- A great man and a great President. So what if he cheated on Hillary? Have you seen her cankles?
- An idiot. I don't have any good reason besides the fact he smoked some weed in his 20's and he cheated on his wife but he's an idiot.
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Al Gore won the majority vote. He should have been President in 2000.
- True. He won over GWB until half of Florida dissapeared and he bribed the Supreme Court to vote him in.
- G Dub won fair and square. I mean, it's been proven he cheated but he won fair and square.
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Nationwide polls are reliable.
- True, but only if you're a Democrat. Almost half the country is so the media's polls are bound to lean left, thank God.
- False, but only if you're a Republican. See above explanation.
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Gay Marriage and Rights should be perfectly legal.
- True. There is nothing wrong with two men or two women loving each other and wanting to get married.
- False. The only reason I think it's wrong is because some book written by a floating sky being says it is but it's still wrong.
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Abortion is...
- Perfectly fine. It's the woman's choice.
- Wrong. Even if she was brutally r@ped and beaten and incapable of raising a child, she should be forced to!
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Stem Cell Research is...
- The greatest breakthrough in modern medicine. We must utilize it.
- Wrong. The cells aren't really people or even technically alive yet but it's wrong to use them considering they'll just die after a girl's PMS anyway. And if that's true, I shouldn't cut my hair or toenails either!

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Are you a Conservative bigot?

George W. Bush's father was an oil millionaire who paid his way through Yale. George was a C- student. You are...

Hillary Clinton and Sarah Palin have caused a stir amongst female voters. Should a woman become a President?

Which of these LIES do you subscribe to the most?

On the issue of Iraq...

9/11 and Iraq...

Prior to the War in Iraq....

What should we do about Osama Bin Laden?

On the issue of Health Care and Social Security....

Who is the most corrupt politician?

Bill Clinton was...

Al Gore won the majority vote. He should have been President in 2000.

Nationwide polls are reliable.

Gay Marriage and Rights should be perfectly legal.

Abortion is...

Stem Cell Research is...

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