A few ways to piss of a cop!!!

Which is best?

Please select all that apply.

• When he talks to u pretend that u r deaf and use fake sign language
• If he asks u to step out of da car run lyk a maniac and automaticly throw urself on the hood!!!
• When he ask u to spread em say, i dont go that way!!!
• When he puts handcuffs on u say usually ny dates buy me dinner first!!!
• After u sign the ticket say oops!!! wrong name!!!
• If he give u a pen to sign the ticket take it apart and play with the spring!!!
• Talk to ur hand!!!
• Try to sell him ur car!!!
• Stare at the lights and say "ohhhhh ahhhhh!!! "I like them pretty colors!!!!
• If ur in the back of the car start poking him through the fencing!!!
• If he asks u, do kno how fast u were going?? say no my speed ometer only goes too......
• Ask if u can see his gun!! If he says no say awww!!! i only wnated to see if mine was bigger!!!!!!!!

Were they funny?

• heck yea!!
• Nooooo