Personality Survey!!!! :D

What is your opinon on monkeys?

Please select all that apply.

• THEY ARE SOOO CUTE AND ADORABLE!!!!
• They are ugly little animals that stink....
• They are the evilest thing you will ever see in your life!!!!!!!!!!
• OH NOO!!!! ITS GONNA EAT MY FACE!!!!!!!!!
• They pooted....lol :)
• OMG!!!!!I WANT ONE!!!!!

Do you like CHEESE???

Please select all that apply.

• Are you kidding me???OF COURSE I LIKE CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Ewwww!!No way!!!!
• Well who doesn't like cheese?
• oooohh.....that sounds good right now......im gonna go eat some....^-^
• It's the most DISGUSTING food ever!!!!!!!!!!!

What type of a person are you?

Please select all that apply.

• Sophisticated
• Playful
• Laughs at every thing, even things that aren't very funny...
• Mean
• Shy
• Flirtacious
• Active
• Outgoing

When was the last time you looked at your toe?

• Ummmm.... what kind of a question is that?
• Just this morning
• I'M LOOKING AT IT RIGHT NOW!!!
• Well, this is a retarded question.....
• I don't get the question.....
• I never really looked at my toe before....

How long has it been since you laughed?

• Since the last question
• I don't laugh.....idiot....
• I've been laughing during this whole time I've been taking this survey!!!!
• Since i looked at your FACE!!!!!!!!

Do you believe in Santa Claus?

• Phbt....
• Do you?
• Yes!!!!Last year he gave me a bike!!!
• NO way.... and if you do, you must also believe in a Giant Man Eating Spaghetti Monster ,too.
• I'm too OLD to believe in Santa....it's very childish....

What is your favorite color?

• BROWN, LIKE POO!!!!!!!!!!!
• Blue
• Green.....I like aliens...
• Purple
• Red, RED, BLOODY RED!!!!!!!!!MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
• Orange
• Cheese.....
• I'm totally emo, so i choose BLACK!

If you could have a super power, what would it be?

• I want to be able to fly like a bird, so i can take big old crap on people who i hate,then fly in circles around them and laugh while they scream profanities at me....HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
• I'd want to melt peoples' brains and take control over them like zombies, and I would be their leader!!!!!!MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL RULE THIS PATHETIC PLANET!!!!!!!!!
• I want to be a dentist!!!!!
• The power to make people shut the hell up!!!!
• Super hottness, definitely. There's no other power stronger than being hot,... it's like mind control!!!
• I want to be a magical wizard from the mystical land of Snorgaltrouffingoop!!!!!

What do you want to be when you grow up?

• Nothing, i wanna be a bum. :)
• A doctor.Doctors get to poke people with needles.lol
• A musician, i want to be the one up on the stage watching people in mosh pits, beatin the crap out other people.
• A professional illegal immagrant!!! There's nothing like running away from the feds!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• A SUMO WRESTLER!!!!!!!!!! I GET TO EAT ALL KINDS OF FATTENING FOODS!!!!!!!!!ALL I WANT!!!!!!!!!!
• I never really thought about what i want to be.....hhmmmmm..........

What would you do if you were at a friend's house, and got diarhea?

• I wouldn't go to my friend's if I had diarhea!!!!!!!!!!
• Wow......that would be soooo embarassing....
• I would sue their mom for making us food that gave us diarhea
• I would call the hospital!!!!!!!!
• I would say I had a stomachache and ask to go home
• I would ask my friends if they wanted to listen to me poop

If you went to a friend's house that you had a major crush on, and you've been friends for 7 years, what would you do?

• I would tell them that I've loved them ever since I laid eyes on them, then kiss them
• I would say, "Hey,you,yeah,uh,you uh, wanna go make out on the bed?" then laugh at my stupid question, but then get all serious, lol
• I wouldn't tell them that i liked them, I'm too shy
• I would forcably make them go out with me
• I would give them googly eyes the whole time, until they got that I was trying to say i liked them
• I would get all nervous and yell at the top of my longs, "I,POOP,LOVE,CHEESE,YOU,POOPTOOT,EVER,POOT,SINCE I ,POOP,MET YOU!!!!!!!!!"!!

How old are you?

• 3+ years of age
• As old as I want to be
• Why? You writing a book?
• What do you care?
• 13-16 years old
• 20 bagillionmillionthousandtrillion years old

If I were to run out in the middle of a busy street and scream,"HELP,HELP ME!!!MY POO JUST CRAWLIED OUT OF MY TOILET AND TRIED TO RAP ME!!!!!" what would you say/think of me?

• You are a complete idiot....
• How old ARE you, like, 2?
• Oh no!!! Call 911!!! Get this poor child some help!!!!!!!!!!!
• idk
• I would run away, thinking you were a pedifile
• You poor,poor, disturbed kid.Your parents must have abused you.... :(
• Seriously?,I would probably come up and grab you,choked you until you were dead, and rayp you myself....hehehehehhehe....I like little kids.....teeheheheeeheheeeteeheeheehe
• I really think you are mentally ill and need some serious help

If Micheal Jackoson invited you into his house, what would you do?

• I'd show off my totally rad ninja skills and beat him up
• I have no idea...
• I really doubt that I will ever run into Micheal Jackson so,....I don't really have to worry about that, now do I?
• Micheal Jackson's my IDOL!!!!!Of course I'd go into his house, I don't even care if he has his way with me!!!
• I would say," HAHA!! I'm not really an 11 year old boy!!!! I'm just a crazy little short, blad lady, who smookd a lot and sounds like a boy,wearing a wig in disguise!!!!!!!!!!HAHA!!!!!!!"
• I would be too shocked and probably pass out

What did you think of this survey?

• It was the most retarded survey I've ever taken....
• It made me laugh a lot!!!!!!!!!!!!
• It was very, very strange....O_O
• I think I'm like, brain dead now, or something
• SOOOOO FREAKIN COOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Love love loved it!!!!!!!!