15 things not to do on the opening day of twilight(if your a fan)

you will not.....?

Please select all that apply.

• scream my bloody eyes out bc i luvv edward cullen
• shout boo to all twilight haterzz and sink your fake BUT pointy fangs into their neck(S)
• eat all of de pop corn b4 the movie
• scream out every part you luvv because you want to watch de rest of the movie
• piss you pants when edward cullen goes in from of the van for bella
• drink all of your soda so you dont miss any part of the movie to just go to the bathroom
• pretend your jacobs girl friend because you WILL die that very night
• fake you met the real edward cullen...and show pics of you hugging air...bc no one will belive you
• eat you friends hand because of the baseball scene....
• sit next to me bc my mom might scream at EVERY part of the movie (trust me...IM not even going to sit next to her)
• laugh at the ppl with a gun and a cross....even tho every1 will be
• eat your skin and go up to the screen just to get edward to bite you to become his vampire queen(it wount happen)
• kill the person next to you bc you thought they were a wolf
• throw up at all the bloody scenes bc the were "gross"
• dress up in a dress to "please" edward cullen so that you would become his queen(you know that will NEVER happen)

- insert randomest thing about twilight-

• uhmm okey den?
• lolzz?