Which pick-up line is the best regardless if they would get you killed?

Please select all that apply.

• I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?
• Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
• If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK.
• If your right leg was thanksgiving and your left leg was christmas ... Can I meet(cum) you inbetween the Holidays?
• I've forgotten my phone number...can i have yours?
• Do you work for UPS/ParcelForce? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
• Excuse me miss, do you give head to strangers? (No) Well then, allow me to introduce myself...
• Since you've already given away your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
• If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
• I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feedbag.
• If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
• My love for you is like diarrhea-I just can't hold it in.
• Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that a**!
• You remind me of a championship bass-I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!
• I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69?
• How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open and I'll put my head in.
• Do you believe in love at first sight, or do you need me to walk by once more.
• Hey baby, you must be a light switch.... cuz every time I see you, you turn me on.
• Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
• Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
• I know what would look good on you ... me!
• If you were my homework ... I'd do you on the table every night.