Which yo mama joke(s) are the best?

Please select all that apply.

• Yo mama so fat when she sat down on the toilet the toilet said 123 abc you better get your fat butt off of me.
• Yo mama so poor she walked in the front door and went out the back.
• Yo mama so old she sat next to jesus in the third grade.
• Yo Mama so ugly when she went to the beauty parlor it took 3 hours for an estimate.
• Yo mama is so fat... she went to KFC and asked for the bucket on the roof.
• Yo mama is so fat... she sells shade in the summer.
• Yo mama is so ugly... when she jumped in the bath, the water jumped out.
• Yo mama so fat... when she went on a diet, Bluebell Ice-cream went outta business.
• Yo mama so stupid... she puts cheese by her computer to feed the mouse.
• Yo mama so stupid... she brought a spoon to the super bowl.
• Yo mama so stupid... she sold her car for gas money.
• Yo mama so stupid... she sat on the T.V. and watched the couch.
• Yo mama so fat... she walked by the TV and I missed 3 episodes.