which yo mamma jokes are funny?

Please select all that apply.

• yo mommas so fat I tried to drive around her but I ran out of gas.
• yo mommas so ugly her reflection quit.
• yo mommas so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
• yo mommas so poor I asked her what she was doing kicking around a tin can and she said moving.
• yo mommas so fat when god said let there be light she had to move.
• yo mommas so poor when i said to get a color TV she said sorry were out of crayons.
• yo mommas so ugly when she went to China everyone scream GODZILLA IS BACK!
• yo mommas so stupid she invented a no-sound car alarm.
• yo mommas so fat she asked for a water bed at a hotel so they spreaded a blanket over the pacific ocean.
• yo mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale.
• yo mommas so fat she comes from both sides of the family.
• yo mommas so fat in elementry school she sat next to everybody.
• yo mommas so fat she got hit by a bus and said who threw that rock?
• yo mommas so ugly she made a blind kid cry.
• yo mommas so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
• yo mommas so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed!
• yo momma so ugly she threw a bommerang and it never came back .
• yo mommas so fat she deep fries her toothpaste.
• yo mommas so fat her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
• yo mommas so fat she has to use a boomerang to put on her belt.
• yo mommas so fat, when she wears heels they're flats by the afternoon.
• yo mommas so fat at the zoo the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
• yo mommas so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
• yo mommas so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
• yo mommas so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
• yo mommas so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved.
• yo mommas so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
• yo mommas so stupid if she goit a penny for her thoughts you'd get change.
• yo mommas so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink.
• yo mommas so ugly Rice Krispies won't talk to her
• yo mommas so ugly, when she got in the tub, the water jumped out
• yo mommas so ugly she turned medusa to stone!
• yo momma so short she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet.
• yo mommas so fat she started chasing a school bus yelling TWINKY!!!!!!!!!
• sorry, I shouldn't make fun of yo mamma. I don't even know the man.