Personality Quiz: PIMPIN or TRICKIN

1

A girl comes up to you at the bar/club and ask you to buy her a drink. You?
- Back hand the girl, and say go find another sucker.
- Tell the girl that you can get her a drink, and ask your busta friend to buy it.
- Say sorry baby girl but I don't do donations. Then later you get her to buy you a drink.
- You say ok, and give her $10 to show you ballin.
- You get all excited because she talked to you. You end up buying drinks all night, and end up getting a fake number at the end of the night.
2

Your hommie calls to go hit up the club, but your hoe don't want you to go. You?
- tell her you'll hang out with her tomorrow.
- Make up a lie saying you got some important things you need to do, and sneak off to the club.
- Smack her up, and say get back to the dishes hoe.
- Tell her she can come, and invite a friend and you end up paying for drinks all night.
- You lie to your hommie. Say you gotta work, or make up another lame excuse.
3

Your hoe is upset at you. What do you do?
- Cook, clean, buy flowers, and appologize over and over again.
- Go to the store, and buy a gift to keep her quite.
- Smooth talk her, and make her think it was her fault that it happened.
- Raise your pimp hand, and slap her downnnn.
- Get in your whip, and leave tell she calms down.
4

Your girl starts reckless eyeballing. You?
- Say forget that hoe, and go get 2 more.
- Go buy her a gift, and beg her to stay.
- You beat her down, and warn her bout what will happen next time it happens.
- You tell your girl that she can go with him as long as he paying for it.
- You dump her. Blame the other dude, and talk about beating him down. Then after you girl sleeps with him you take her back.
5

The vehical makes the pimp, or the pimp makes the vehical?
- Vehical makes the pimp. That's why I got this car I can't afford.
- I'm pimpin no matter what I'm rolling in.
- Who cares, I make my hoe drive me around.
- Vehical? I bought this car for my girl.
- Even if I'm rocking the hoopty I'll make the hoe believee it a beamer.
6

Your girl wants to quit working. You?
- Let her do so, and take on 2 other jobs to make ends meet. Then while you at work she sleeping with someone else
- If she don't make no money she don't get nothing. Don't matter to me.
- You allow her to, and buy her a gift to congradulate her on her early retirement.
- Tell her that you already quit your job so shee needs to get another one.
- Crack the whip on her, and say get back on the track hoe.
7

A girl in need comes to you looking for a place to stay, and to mooch off you. You?
- Tell her to get out your crib, go get your money, and sleep on the porch.
- Say sure move on in, and in the midst of the move you convince her to put the bills in her name.
- Tell her to move all her stuff in, take your bed, eat your food, stink up your crib.
- Tell her each blow job gets you one night.
- Let her stay the week on your couch, or guest bed.
8

All girls are hoes right?
- Yea, and if they disagree they'll feel the wrath of my pimp stick.
- Girls ain't hoes. They just got a chance to make money with they bodies.
- Does it matter.
- Girls are beautiful beings. Specially my wife.
- Yea, but given money is the only way I can get it. So i don't care.
9

You driving through the city, and see your girl with another man. You?
- Go pick up another hoe, drive-by, honk your horn, and scream she better then you anyway.
- Wait tell she get home, and see if she got your money. If not you powder up the pimp hand.
- Hurry to the jewelry store, and buy an engagment ring. Maybe she'll stop being a hoe if I marry her.
- Go home cry, contimplate killing yourself, and confront her about it when she gets home. Then believe the bull crap she tells you.
- Go turn her momma, sister, and grandma out.
10

The music I got in my cd player is?
- TI- What evah you like.
- Too Short- shorrty the pimp
- Snoop Dog-50cent- PIMP
- Too Short- Don't stop mackin
- Music talking about true love, and needing a special someone
11

Pimpin to you is?
- Keepin my girl in check with fist of furry.
- I love pimps. They turn these girls out so I can pay to get some.
- Pimp is just a businus man whom happens to sell the most popular product in the world. Women.
- Oh my I can't stand that word, or anything about them.
- Pimpin is like the NBA. I love this game. Even though I don't do it proffessionaly.

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PIMPIN or TRICKIN

A girl comes up to you at the bar/club and ask you to buy her a drink. You?

Your hommie calls to go hit up the club, but your hoe don't want you to go. You?

Your hoe is upset at you. What do you do?

Your girl starts reckless eyeballing. You?

The vehical makes the pimp, or the pimp makes the vehical?

Your girl wants to quit working. You?

A girl in need comes to you looking for a place to stay, and to mooch off you. You?

All girls are hoes right?

You driving through the city, and see your girl with another man. You?

The music I got in my cd player is?

Pimpin to you is?

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