Which Of My Yomama Jokes Are Funny?

Please select all that apply.

• Yomama's so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck!
• Yomama's so stupid she tried putting Skittles in alphebetical order!
• Yomama's so stupid she saw a bus full of white tee shirts and thought it was a twinky.
• Yomama's so fat someone saw her and shouted "Look it's Jupiter!"
• Yomama's so ugly she picked up a banana and it started peeling.
• Yomama's so ugly she looked in the mirrior and her reflection started screaming and ran away.
• Yomama's so old when she was a kid her best friend was Kota the Triceratops. (tm.)
• Yomama's so ugly when someone tried a using an ugly ray on her nothing happened.