What Jokes Do You Like Best?
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Got a good joke?
Put it in the comments!!
Oh, and please stop putting chain mail!
If you don't have a joke or comment don't put anything!
A blonde needs money, so she decides to take a child and use them as ransom.
She goes to a park, finds a child, and takes him.
She writes the ransom note. It says:
Give me $10,000 in a paper bag. Leave it behind the tree next to the bench in the park or you'll never see your child again!
She puts the note in the child's jacket hood and sends him home.
The next day, she goes to the tree, and sees the paper bag.
Inside's $10,000 and a note. It says:
How can one blonde do this to another?!
nice joke =P
No offense but I don't get it. I really don't, sorry. * points at self * I'm blonde. I still don't get it.
lol, nice joke....loved it.....And im Blonde! :P
i dont get it i never get anything
p.s. im blond ao is my mom but shes smart.
ha ha nice joke
awesome joke
i don't get it. at all.
haha nice one
i dont get it. and im not blond
lol!
haha lol that was good
hahahahahaha thats actually a good wun wait heres wun
it shud be alrite
how do you catch a run away bra????
in a boobi trap =]]
ha ha!
lolrofllach
hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
check this out!!!
1. Say ur name 10x
2. Say ur mom's name 5x
3. Say ur crushes name 3x
4. then paste this to 4 other quizs, if you do this your crush will kiss you on the nearest friday! But if you read this and did not paste this, then you will have very bad luck and ur dad might lose his job
in the bginnin the creatr of this quiz said dont put chain mail on here!!!!!
i would've said both random and spur of the moment, but you could only pick one.... nice quizzy thingy!
I looove blonde jokes and one-liners
here's one:
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
no, that is NOT a type-o :P
I know one like that! It goes:
Have you ever heard of the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa!
did not find that funny. got anymore?
ok here's a blonde joke:
3 blondes were sitting on the bank of a river with fishing poles in the water. A game warden came up and asked to see their fishing liscenses, and they told him they didn't have any. The game warden replied that if they were going to fish, they had to have fishing liscenses. One of the blondes protested, "But we're not fishing. We have magnets on the end of our lines and we're collecting debris off the bottom." The game warden checked and saw that it was true.
(continuation of the blonde joke)
"Well I know of no law against it, so take all the debris you want," said the game warden, and left. As soon as he was out of sight, the three blondes started laughing hysterically. "What an idiot!" one of them said to the other two. "Doesn't he know that there are steelhead trout in this river?"
LOL
theres something that i acualy get
lol
oh my god!!!!!!!! i actually get that one!
check this out!!!
1. Say ur name 10x
2. Say ur mom's name 5x
3. Say ur crushes name 3x
4. then paste this to 4 other quizs, if you do this your crush will kiss you on the nearest friday! But if you read this and did not paste this, then you will have very bad luck and ur dad might lose his job
You lot likes blonde jokes? Okay, here's one:
Why were blonded created?
Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.
Don't tell this joke at all, I have heard it many times before:
Twon blondes walk to their car after shopping, but their car door was locked and the keys were inside. SO they rang up the police. The police officer answering said, "What's the matter?" The blonde on the phone said, "I locked my keys into the car and the door is locked. I want to get into my car as soon as possible because it is starting to rain and the car top's down!!!"
wow thats funney they could just climb in through the top
lol nice 1!!!
oh my god thats freakking hilarious!
that hilarious