Who wants to be my Vice President?

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I need a Vice President for the 2028 Election, answer the questions correctly and it could be you!

1

The best way to make money is........
- Have lots of babies and live off welfare/child support
- Work hard and don't piss away all your cash
- Be a prostitute (ok this one isn't the answer...close call though)
2

A good image for the American President is....
- A war hero who has always declared his love for the country
- A muslim who is friends with terrorists and crooks
- A stripper named Bambi who does crazy things with a pole
3

The housing crisis was caused by...
- George Bush
- Clinton forcing banks to lend to minorities and poor people
- Clifford the Big Red Dog
4

The biggest drags on businesses are....
- Not having enough transexuals and Mexicans in management
- Greedy CEO's and the current tax systems
- Unions and high corporate taxes
5

Iran is....
- a small country that is no danger
- a new kind of iPod from Apple
- a dangerous country that hates democracy
6

The pledge of allegiance should....
- not be allowed in schools
- stay the way it is
- be changed to say "one nation under Allah"
7

Our country's biggest problems are.....
- racism, low taxes, and need for more government intervention
- too many entitlement programs, high taxes and overspending
- leprechauns, midgets and fat women
8

The following is a good addition to current health care programs...
- dump private insurance and nationalize it, b/c gov't is so efficient
- a surcharge for overweight people b/c they have higher health risks
- allow Jim McGreevey to give physicals to young boys
9

Abortion is.......
- never a good idea, no matter the circumstance
- appropriate in certain cases, also it decreases crime and taxes
10

The best president ever was....
- Bill Clinton, and his under the desk bj's
- Abe Lincoln, and his dopey hat
- Ronald Reagan, and his great speeches
11

Sending a "tax cut" check to 40% of people who don't pay taxes is...
- a good idea because the hard working should support the lazy
- socialism, and nothing but a large welfare program
- screw the rich, just because they paid $100k to be educated doesn't mean they should keep their money
12

Global warming is....
- a real threat, we need to punish big oil companies
- bullsh*t, it has never been proven and is an excuse for big spending on unproven alternatives
- definately true because when I went outside this summer my rear was a little toasty
13

If we were to add an additional Holiday, it should be.....
- some sort of Jewish holiday b/c they definately don't have enough
- Denzel Washington day for being the first black Oscar winner
- Topless Tuesdays
14

By 2028 this country will be...
- a great communist country where the gov't pays your mortgage and gas
- a horrible, unrecognizable place, but me and you can fix it!
- like Mexico, but without Cancun and great drinking water

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Who wants to be my Vice President?

The best way to make money is........

A good image for the American President is....

The housing crisis was caused by...

The biggest drags on businesses are....

Iran is....

The pledge of allegiance should....

Our country's biggest problems are.....

The following is a good addition to current health care programs...

Abortion is.......

The best president ever was....

Sending a "tax cut" check to 40% of people who don't pay taxes is...

Global warming is....

If we were to add an additional Holiday, it should be.....

By 2028 this country will be...

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