a marsh giant mellow comes up to u and asks, "can u turn me into a water mellon"what do u do?

Please select all that apply.

• say "no but i can make u into a smore"
• WTF?!
• say "go to hell!"
• walk away *middle finger*
• EAT HIM!!!!
• *Do a ninja move*
• spit on him
• plant C4 all over him *BOOOOOOOOOM*
• throw a football at him
• say STFU A$$ hole
• tell him "say fire truck"