Detective Ann-Marie PART TWO

knock, knock It's Ann Marrie Randstad again! What will you do?

• I will kill her.
• I will allow her to come in!
• Umm....

She came in. will you push her out, or let her stay?

• yell GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! AGH! STAINS!
• I will let the child stay.
• I am hungry for cheese...

She asks what your name is.

• Bob Dylan.
• Jamie.
• Jo feetza

She asks, Do you remember me?

• Yeah.
• Yes, I do, hun.
• Cheese...

She begins to lick you.

• AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• ...
• WTF

She begins to smell you, then she feels your nose and stares at your belly.

• WTF
• ...
• Get Charlie the ape fast!

She picks up your pet ape. What do you tell her?

• GET OFF OF CHARLIE, YOU TERD!
• That is Charlie. Isn't he a cutie?
• I don't have a pet ape...

She asks if you will give her your pet ape.

• NO WAY, TARD!
• Of course! As long as I can still see him.
• I don't freakin HAVE a pet ape.

She wants to marry you. What do you do?

• I run with Charlie on my back.
• I stare at her.
• I say "I do!"

She takes a picture of you. You...

• Rip it to pieces.
• Hang it on the wall!
• Hug her!

What will you do if she comes to your house again?

Please select all that apply.

• I will move to Switzerland.
• I will open the door and let her in.
• I married her! We moved to Korea!
• I will cry.
• I will hide.