Finish The Sentence: "I wish I was..."

Please select all that apply.

• ...smarter.
• ...thinner.
• ...still with my ex.
• ...not here right now.
• ...not so freaking bored.
• ...an Oscar Meir Weiner!
• ...still in bed.
• ...was getting some.
• ...with him.
• ...with her.
• ...still a little kid with no responsiblities.
• ...dead.
• ...prettier.
• ...a pony.
• ...a ninja.
• ...a faerie.
• ...a vampire.
• ...able to turn back time.
• ...able to fly.
• ...not grounded.
• ...able to read minds.
• ...not so hungry.
• ...on vacation.
• ...taller.
• ...shorter.
• ...a rockstar!
• ...Canadian.
• ...single.
• ...in a relationship.
• ...your lover.
• ...creative.
• ...more carefree.
• ...older.
• ...not out of cigarettes.
• ...famous.
• ...special.
• ...not so lonely.