JOKING WITH VAMP'S!!!!!

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lets see if we like the same jokes!!!SIMPLE BUT LONG F IS FOR FUNNY NF IS FOR NOT FUNNY.............SOOOOO LETS GET STARTIN

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    HOW DO VAMP'S GET AROUND?...........IN THEIR BLOODMOBILES

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    DID U ENJOYED THE JOKES?!

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    WHAT WOULD U GET IF U CROSSED C.DRACULA WITH A COMPUTER ? LOVE AT FIRST BYTE!!!

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    WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TALK TO COUNT DRACULA?.........................LONG DISTANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    WHAT IS A VAMPIRES FAV SPORT?!............BAT-MINTON(BADMINTON)

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    WHAT KIND OF BEANS DO VAMP'S EAT?.........HUMAN BEANS!

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    WHERE DOES C.DRACULA USSUALY EAT HIS LUNCH?...............AT HIS CASKETERIA.....DUH

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    WHAT'S A VAMPIRES FAV CANDY?...............A SUKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    WHY DID THE TEACHER SEND YUONG DRACULA HOME?.........CUS HE WAS COFFIN TOO MUCH!

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    HOW CAN U TELL WHEN U ARE IN BED WITH C.DRACULA?...HE HAS A BIG D ON HIS PAGAMAS?!

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    WHAT DID THE TEACHER SAY TO DRACULA AFTER HE FAILED HIS MATH TEST?!......CANT U COUNT DRACULA?

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    WHAT IS TRANSYLVENIA?.............................DRACULAS TERROR-TORY!

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    WHERE DID THE POLICE MAN PUT THE VAMPIRE CRIMINAL?............IN A BLOOD CELL!!!

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    WHAT IS WORST THAN A HUNGRY VAMPIRE?A THIRSTYONE....LOL

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    WHY DID THE VAMPIRES LUNCH GAVE HIM A HEARTBURN?............IT WAS A STAKE SANDWICH!

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    WHY DO VAMPIRES SCARE PEOPLE?....................THEY ARE BORED TA DEATH!

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    If dracula and frosty the snowman had a baby what would they name him?..........FROST BITE

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    Why does dracula consider himself a good artist?!..........because he likes to draw blood!!!

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    WHAT DOES A WEIGHT CONSIOUS VAMPIRE DRINK?!...................BLOOD LIGHT......... DUH

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    WHY WAS THE VAMP NOT AT HIS DESK ?CUS HE WAS AT HIS COFFIN BREAK..

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    WHAT IS A VAMPIRES FAVOURITE TUNE?!...............A TISKIT,A TASKIT,A GREEN AND YELLOW CASKET!

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    WHERE DOES DRACULA WATER SKI?..........ON LAKE ERIE....HEH

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    WHAT TYPE OF BOATS DO VAMPIRES USE?...........BLOOD VESSELS!!!!!!!!!!!LIKE DUH!

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    WHERE DO SUCKERS HANG OUT IN NEW YORK?...............THE VAMPIRE STATE BUILDING

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    Why did dracula go to jail?..............because he robbed the blood bank!

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    WHY C.DRACULAS WIFE COULDNT GET TO SLEEP?.......CUS OF HIS COFFIN!!!!!!!!

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    Whom did dracula take out for a date?......his ghoul friend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    WHO IS THE DRACULAS SUPER HERO FRIEND?!........BUT GHOUL!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    WHAT IS DRACUAS POSITION IN BASEBALL?BAT BOY....LOL

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    WHAT'STHE LARGEST BUILDING IN TRASILVANIA?...THE VAMPIRE SATE BUILDING...LOL

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    WHAT IS A VAMP'S FAV FRUIT?..........A NECK-TARINE

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    HOW CAN U TELL A VAMP LIKES BASBALL ?...............EVERY NIGHT HE TURNS INTO A BAT!!!!!!!!!!!

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    WHAT DO U CALL A DOG OWNED BY A VAMP?..........A BLOOD HOUND

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    WAT IS THE LITTE VAMPIRES FAV MOVIE?.........THE VAMPIRE STRIKES BACK!!!!!

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    WHAT IS A VAMPIRES FV FEAST?......FANGSGIVING DAY DINNER!!

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