Yo mamma jokes

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• Yo mama so ugly she scares BLIND children!
• Yo mama so old she sat next to Jesus in third grade!
• Yo mama so fat people jog around her for excersize
• Yo mama so stupid she sold the car for gas money
• Yo mama so stupid when you dad said it was chilly outside shewent back inside to grab a spoon!
• Yo mama so fat when she went to the bathroom the toilet said "ABCDEFG GET YOUR FAT A$$ OFF A ME!"
• Yo mama so fat when she puts heels on in the morning by afternoon they were flats!
• Yo mama so old that when you tell to act her own age she drops dead
• Yo mama so old she has a pic of moses in her senior yearbook
• Yo mama so fat she lists her favorite resturants on her myspace page
• Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
• Yo mama so ugly she makes michael jackson look like a hot male supermodel
• Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a goldfish