What do you think of Chuck Norris? (Which is you're favorite fact on him?)

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• Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
• Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird.
• There is no theory of evolution. Just a lost of creatures Chuck Norris allowed to live.
• Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
• Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the head.
• When Chuck Norris is doing a push-up, he's not lifting himself up, he's pushing the world down.
• Chuck Norris doesn't have a watch. He decides what time it is.
• When the Boggyman goes to bed at night, he checks the closet for Chuck Norris
• When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
• Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.