What weapon are you? (yes, another one.)

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To arms!
What weapon will suit you best?
This quiz includes privative and modern weapons, so expect anything.

I realize that there are many other "What Weapon are You" quizzes. I couldn't think of anything else.

Have fun and try to be as honest as you can with the answers.

1

You are at home, and there is a stupid tree you want to cut down. How do you do it?
- Tap around the tree to find hollow/mouldy weak points in the tree and try to cut it down from there.
- Keep on trying to cut it down with your big axe.
- Blow the crap out of it with some heavy explosives.
- Hire professionals to do it.
- Use some "Plant Killer Extra Strength" on it.
2

You have to go to war, the country is under attack. Soon, you are preparing for battle. Where/how do you set yourself up?
- Go set your self up as far away as you can from the battlefield with the longest range item you can find.
- You go to the general's tent and ask for a command of your own.
- Go where most of the people are going,
- You go to the intelligence and spy department and start practicing your tiptoeing while you're at it.
- Find the most deadly weapon.
- Grab the biggest sword you can find.
- Find the weapon that makes the loudest noise.
- Step back and say "I'll um... support the army."
- Get on a horse.
- Find a weapon that you can use for close or medium range.
- Sharpen Knives.
3

What do you do while the army is camped out on the night before the battle?
- Stay up late practicing with your weapon.
- Make loud noises until someone tells you to shut up. Wake up early and make loud noises.
- Stay up late trying to spot where the owls are hooting from.
- Sleep early.
- Sleep and dream.
- Sharpen knives frantically.
- Sleep at the normal time you sleep.
- Sleep.
- Stay up all night studying maps.
- Put on a black suit.
- Reinforce/ improve/fix your weapon.
- Talk to your horse.
4

Someone insults you at brekfast. What do you do?
- Sharpen knives evilly around him. Say "ooops" and accidentally let a knife go flying into a training dummy's head.
- Ignore him.
- Punch him in the face.
- Yell Loudly and try to beat him up.
- Start returning insults.
- Return a smart insult.
- When no-one is looking, corner him and hit him as hard as you possibly can.
- Punch him in the face 20 times.
- When they are not looking, empty all the contents of the salt shaker into his beverage.
- When training, pretend that he is the training dummy. The trainer compliments you on your good work.
- Ride a horse dangerously near him.
- Stay away from him all day.
5

The army is going to the battlefield. You need to line up now.
- Go right up there in the front and pretend to be brave.
- Stand sort of far away. Get ready.
- Go in the second line and prepare to make loud noises.
- Go right up there in the front and cower.
- Go as far away as possible while still being useful.
- Go where most of the people are and wait.
- Jump on your horse. Go in front of the cowering fool who is in front of you.
- Hide in your tent and give orders.
- Stand right behind where most of the others are. Make sure your weapon is working right.
- Sharpen knives.
- You've already been to the enemy camp. You just sit around sipping juice and slipping on banana peels.
- Your overly heavy sword prevents you from going to far. Where you are is where you fight.
6

The battle has started. What do you do?
- Run over people while you stab more people on your horse.
- Bash people's heads in as much as you can.
- Do what most of the other people are doing... kill people.
- Kill whoever has the least armor.
- Put those sharp knives to use.
- Shoot people from a fair range.
- Make REALLY loud noises as you use your weapon.
- Tell people what to do.
- WAY out of harm's way, you just kill whoever you can.
- Shooting people from a fair range.
- Keep people from coming out of there shelters with strategic fire.
- Sip juice, slip on banana peels, and say "Ooooh! That has got to hurt!"

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What weapon are you? (yes, another one.)

You are at home, and there is a stupid tree you want to cut down. How do you do it?

You have to go to war, the country is under attack. Soon, you are preparing for battle. Where/how do you set yourself up?

What do you do while the army is camped out on the night before the battle?

Someone insults you at brekfast. What do you do?

The army is going to the battlefield. You need to line up now.

The battle has started. What do you do?

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