The Bathroom survey

How many times do you pee/take a piss/urinate/let it go/take a wizz/Do #1, in a day?

• Never
• 0-1
• 1-2
• 2-3
• 3-4
• 4-5
• 5-6
• 6-7
• 7-8
• Not Enough
• Too Often
• It varies greatly

How many times in one day do you poop/drop deuce/take a dump/defacate/$#!T/Do #2?

• Never
• 0-1
• 1-2
• 2-3
• 3-4
• 4-5
• 5-6
• 6-7
• 7-8
• Not Enough
• Too Often
• It varies greatly

Have you ever walked out of a public restroom stall with TP stuck on your shoe, and if so how many times?

• Never
• Once or twice
• Twice or Thrice
• 3-4x
• 4-5x
• 5-6x
• Often
• I embarrass myself every day with this...

(See intro) In this situation, you would be most likely to...

Please select all that apply.

• Barge out of the stall and beat them up
• Stay quiet, with thoughts of revenge sweeping through your mind
• Laugh with them
• Tell them kindly to stop
• Stay quiet and forgive them
• Insult them back about something, and then laugh to yourself about it
• Keep farting on purpose, trying to either keep them laughing or make the joke seem old
• Tell them that they are immature
• Threaten them through the stall
• Get up and leave
• Cry about it
• Other (post a comment about it)

When was the last time you had an embarrassing accident?

• Today
• Yesterday
• A few days ago
• Last week
• A few weeks ago
• Last month
• A few months ago
• Last year
• Some years ago
• Never
• Never had one, never will

And now for the age-old question: What do you do when you run out of toilet paper?

Please select all that apply.

• Pull up my pants and just leave
• Stay in the stall crying "Help! HELP!" until someone comes and saves me
• Stay in the stall and wait
• Finish the job using some tissues you saved in your pocket just in case
• Splash water on yourself
• Use anything you can reach
• Try to reach under and get some more TP from the stall next to you
• Get up and move to another stall with TP
• Ask the person in the bathroom if he/she would kindly assist
• Use the little seat-cover things
• Other (mention it in the comments)

What percent of the time you do #2 do you have diarrhea?

• I never get diarrhea
• 0-10%
• 10-20%
• 20-30%
• 30-40%
• 40-50%
• 50-60%
• 60-70%
• 70-80%
• 80-90%
• 90-100%
• All the time
• It deviates far too greatly to produce a truly accurate answer

How often do you notice pee/$#!T on the seat when entering a public bathroom stall?

• Never
• Rarely
• Seldom
• Occasionally
• Once in a while
• Not most of the time
• Sometimes
• Often
• Very often
• Most of the time
• Almost all of the time
• All of the time
• I never use public restrooms

Does it anger you to find pee/$#!T on the seat?

• HELL YES!!! I want to KILL whoever leaves it there!
• Yes
• No
• I don't care
• It depends on how big of a mess it is

But do YOU ever leave pee/$#!T on the seat?

Please select all that apply.

• Yes
• No
• Sometimes
• Only once
• seldomly
• Always, just to make people mad
• I clean up the messes, I don't leave them there
• Alright, you got me! I'm a total hypocrite!

Lastly, how did you find this quiz?

Please select all that apply.

• Funny
• Disturbing
• Stupid
• Pathetic
• A complete waste of time
• Cool
• Awesome
• Neh.. It was okay,I guess
• Other (PLZ leave a comment)

WILL you take another quiz by the Chosen0ne in the future?

• Yes
• No
• Maybe

If you answered no then... why...?

Please select all that apply.

• I don't have the time or capacity to take action.
• I've already taken at least one of your other quizzes in the past.
• Your quizzes don't interest me at all whatsoever.
• I don't like you personally.
• You need to make your quizzes less awkward.
• Your quizzes downright suck.
• Why do you ask this in every survey you make?
• I didn't say no.
• Other (tell me why)