The Dumb blonde Quiz BOYS AND GIRLS!!

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Find out if your blonde, brunette, or black personality and hair wise. Does your answer match what you really are?? Take to find out.

1

While your talking gum has fallen out of your mouth.
- EW gum has sugar, and sugar gets your teeth all brown.
- OMG I LOVE GUM! Maybe, possibly, okay yeah it has
- Uhh no.
2

Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you WHEREN'T talking.
- Uhhhh.... I just told you i don't chew gum... EW
- I don't usually chew it.
- Yeah... its possible...
3

You noticed that dumb wasn't capitalized in the title.
- Yeah, but i really don't care
- What does dumb mean?
- Yeah and that isn't proper grammer
4

You just looked.
- No, I already knew
- Maybe
- I DONT KNOW WHAT DUMB MEANS!!!!
5

You have ran into glass/screen door.
- That damn windex
- Uhhh... I wasn't looking
- Do I look mentally retarded??
6

When people say a joke, 20 minutes later you understand and laugh, and people stare.
- Yeah, someone who finally understands me!
- No. I never get anyones jokes. Only mine =D
- I don't have a lot of friends. I stick with the good ones.
- Like once in 5 years.... MAYBE
7

Have you ever ran into a tree?
- Looking for a squirell, it had a bushy tail and could fit in my hand!!
- Noway, I stick to the sidewalk not grass/ i never really go out.
- No. I just use my car/bike/scooter/scate board/other
8

It IS possible to lick your elbow.
- I donno
- No...
- Uhhhh....
9

You just tried to lick your elbow
- No
- Yes
- Maybe
- I'm not telling you
10

You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
- Uhh...
- Yes
- What's the alfabeet??
- They do? Weird.
11

You where just about to sing it.
- Yeah can you read minds dude?!?!
- No.... never.... maybe....
- No, I told you I know. My god people can be dumb!
12

You have choked on your own spit.
- Who does that??
- No
- Yeah
13

You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
- I have no idea what that is but you can tell I'm not a blonde by the way i talk
- WHAT THE HELL(o) IS THAT?!
- No. I have seen it like i dont know how many times!!
- I sorta get it
14

You didn't notice i had the put on the question before twice.
- Yeah...
- What?? I am sooooo confuzzilized!!
- I skipped over it my bad, You win this round -_-
15

You just looked back to check.
- No. I'm smarter then that. DUH!
- No. I trust you =]
- OMG CAN YOU TELL HOW OLD I IS BE???
16

What color hair do you have?
- Red
- Black
- Brown
- Blonde baby!
- I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WHERE A MIND READER!!!
17

Have people called you slow?
- No. I get things like 9 out of 10 times hehe (:
- Yeah, so you see my problem??
- Sometimes
18

Have you ever caught something on fire?
- Thats sorta dumb...
- No. I am very good with cooking -o-
- Yeah x_x
19

You have caught yourself drooling?
- Yeah its nasty though
- I don't drool
- Yeah. It tasted like the last meal i made... pizza yummy =]
20

Have you fallen asleep in class??
- Like once or twice... everyone made funn of me =[ but i was re-freshed!
- All the time, the teacher doesn't understand. If she had fashion I would keep my eyes open and look at her!
- No. I make sure I get 10 to 9 hours of sleepevery night. (I have my own P.D.A.!!)
21

If someone says fart you laugh.
- It might make others laugh but if they mentioned the word fart I would ditch them
- Uh.... NO
- Hehe.... YEAH!!!! ALOL!!!! LMAO!!!!!
22

If you or someone else farts you laugh.
- THATS IT IM LEAVING!!!
- If i do yeah, then i walk out of the room and listen to them scream. If they do EWWWW
- STOP THAT!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! (if thats even a fraese!!)
23

You will be in the middle of a sentence and you'll forget what you where talking about...
- I LIKE BUNNIES!!! DO YOU LIKE BUNNIES!!! ORANGE JUICE!!!
- No
- Like once in a life time..
24

Do you use your fingers to do simple math??
- 1+1= wait wait..... 3!!!!
- You mean like 89 x100876? :)
- No, I accually passed elemantary school
25

Have you eaten a bug??
- My Bestie dared me to.... BESTIE!!!!!
- OMG WHO WOULD EAT A LIVING ANIMAL?!?! SHAME ON YOU!
- My mouth was open when I was riding my bike...
26

You are taking this test when you could be doing something important??
- Yeah, Softball, Baceball. Soccer. Cheerleading. Vollyball. Basketball. (exc.)
- No...
- Yeah!! SWIM TEAM HERE I COME, yesterday i hit my head on the diving board...
27

You look all over the place for something a realize its in your hand/ poket.
- Of corse not, I'm smarticle =]
- No... maybe once....
- I had a blonde moment ok! LET IT GO!!
28

You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.
- Sorry do you want sarah coming of your bed and shaving your skin off?!?!?!
- Myspaces are like boring... trust me im on it all the time
- I don't have bullitons
29

Have you fallen out of your chair before?
- It gave me an owie... =[
- Yeah sue that company for plastic chairs!!
- No i use my brain
30

Why are you doing this test?
- I wanna prove that blondes can be smarticle
- I have nothing else to do
- I wanna show that I'm not a blonde
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The Dumb blonde Quiz BOYS AND GIRLS!!

While your talking gum has fallen out of your mouth.

Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you WHEREN'T talking.

You noticed that dumb wasn't capitalized in the title.

You just looked.

You have ran into glass/screen door.

When people say a joke, 20 minutes later you understand and laugh, and people stare.

Have you ever ran into a tree?

It IS possible to lick your elbow.

You just tried to lick your elbow

You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.

You where just about to sing it.

You have choked on your own spit.

You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.

You didn't notice i had the put on the question before twice.

You just looked back to check.

What color hair do you have?

Have people called you slow?

Have you ever caught something on fire?

You have caught yourself drooling?

Have you fallen asleep in class??

If someone says fart you laugh.

If you or someone else farts you laugh.

You will be in the middle of a sentence and you'll forget what you where talking about...

Do you use your fingers to do simple math??

Have you eaten a bug??

You are taking this test when you could be doing something important??

You look all over the place for something a realize its in your hand/ poket.

You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.

Have you fallen out of your chair before?

Why are you doing this test?

What do you rate this quiz?

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