1. Be trapped in an elevator with wet dogs or with three fat men with bad breath? 2. Snort half a shaker of pepper or a live bee? 3. While starving on a desert island, eat a live moth with a body the size of a tomato worm and wing span four inches, or eat a dead hummingbird with the feathers? 4. Immerse your naked body in a bathtub of cockroaches or dive nakes head first into a pool of tobacco spit? 5. Run your tongue down ten feet of a new york city street or press your tongue into a strangers nostril? 6. Chew a piece of toenail off a dirty man's foot, or throughly lick his unshowered armpit? 7. Have a firecracker blow up in your mouth, or drill a small hole in your own forehead? 8. Lick up someone elses vomit, or let someone pee in your mouth and swallow it? 9. Knowing you will die tomorrow, spend your last night out to dinner with your closest friends, or have it with your favorite movie star? 10. Live in a world where nobody cleans up crap after their dog, or everybody, including you, has to pick it up bare-handed? 11. Swim in a pool for an hour of human blood, or hang upside down for 8 hours? 12. Have a fat, nasty but or floppy jowls? 13. Eat a shot glass full of live wasps, or eat a shot glass? 14. Admit that you once commited a horrible crime, do the time in prison, and get on with your life, or never admit it to anyone, live an honest life from then on, and deal with the guilt? 15. Have EVERY SINGLE hair on your body plucked, or every fingernail ripped off? 16. Show up noticeably drunk on a national TV show, or roaring drunk at your child's college graduation? 17. French kiss a dog or have a baby spit up drool into your open mouth? 18. Have to spend the next year repeating the fourth grade(at your current age), or spend a month in jail for a crime you did not commit? 19. Drink a shot of yak spit, or a teaspoon of snail slime? 20. (hilariousi had to put this as the last question) As a man, wake up to find you have grown nonremovable D cup breasts or that your testicles have disappeared?