Survey: the Alphabet is dead just look and see

1

your mom faints and gets sent to the hospital only to find shes waiting for a baby cow
- you cry to your best friend
- go to the hello kitty club and get drunk with the best liquor
- smoke pot in the bath room
- Darn its late... gotta get to my tennis tournament
- sue the south poleeners they are too cold to live
2

your eating cerial when you fall asleep you dream about...
- a police cop yelling and cussing ata light post for not moving out of the way
- a chair smoking a pipe
- a random girl swimming
- tunna fish that talk about how awful they taste
3

your at taco bell when you see your Ex with a Clown,literally... you
- order a bunch of tacos... got dumped for a clown
- get a pie from the clowns back pocket and eat it, give clown 20bucks
- make out with your ex at spot, the clowns a clown, he'll think its funny and aprove
- buy 10 tacos and leave with your date the green goblin/ Madosa
4

your reading a comic about opras future death your then thinking about
- spider man beating up micky mouse
- your stupid job
- making out with your BF/GF
- hunger you eat teh comic and the sofa your sitting on
- a car fighting chicken
- eating ice cream in beach
5

your on top of statue of liberty when your nephew falls of it and dies you
- fall of and try grab him so you can break his fall
- hug your new cellphone you bought of ebay
- shake hands with a random kid and call him your new nephew
- go home and tell a bunch of deer what happened
- invite every kid to a tea party that way your brother will never know his kid died
6

your minding your own business when you see a power ranger getting beat up by 5goths and a girly girl you
- ask the police how long its been sence you were born
- join power rangers suck
- help the power ranger
- order pizza and look at that hott girl/guy getting a tan
- demand the police to carry you 1 mile to the mall or he'll die
7

you are driving when you run over 2 orphans you
- preach to the lord for forgivness
- bury then in a random guys pool
- drag them to the police station and tell them they died for drug use
- chew some gum nobody will know not even with your bloody tires and DNA
- call your Ex and tell her its the perfect spot to fight
8

last- your at the zoo when the owner brings in teh Demolition team and starts tearing it to shreads you
- beat the crap out of the owner.... the zoos your baby now
- join in, nothing better like crushing young kids spirit right before thier eyes
- go home and watch tv
- GO TO MARS
- buy marshmellows and toast them in all your ex's cloths

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the Alphabet is dead just look and see

your mom faints and gets sent to the hospital only to find shes waiting for a baby cow

your eating cerial when you fall asleep you dream about...

your at taco bell when you see your Ex with a Clown,literally... you

your reading a comic about opras future death your then thinking about

your on top of statue of liberty when your nephew falls of it and dies you

your minding your own business when you see a power ranger getting beat up by 5goths and a girly girl you

you are driving when you run over 2 orphans you

last- your at the zoo when the owner brings in teh Demolition team and starts tearing it to shreads you

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