How much animal knowledge do you have?

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How much do you really know about animals? Really. Realistic real answers. The test is twenty questions long and it is really accurate. Well actually it has fifteen because making long things like this takes way too long. They need to have a thing to type in the question number.

1

What animal makes the best type of place mat?
- elephants
- dogs
- cows
- dlcks, I mean ducks. :)
- furry cute ones
- Those happy animals form south park.
2

What kind of animal likes to listen to hip hop music.
- People.
- owls
- Undead Chickens
- Dogs
- My fluffy kittykins
- Christian converted beavers
3

Can you identify animals by droppings? Is this usefull.
- I can and I know it makes me valuable to society.
- No, it is the biggest waste of time in the world.
- yes but it isnt usefull
- No but it is usefull
- I love animal poop and love to identify animals by it
4

How do you feel about animals hurting people.
- it is hilarious especially when people are (r)aped by animals
- The person probably did something to deserve it
- It is wrong and since people are equal to animals the animal should be trialed in a legal court.
- It is wrong both ways but animals cant help it so I side with them. (even though you probably put earlier that animals can choose, meaning they could help it)
- It can be funny sometimes but other times it is screwed up but still slightly funny.
5

Which food does the common housecat hate the most?
- Baby horses
- people
- dog poop
- cat food
- frozen beer cubes
6

Do you think we are animals?
- Obviously we are mammals, just with advanced brains.
- No. Animals are beneath us.
- Yes. We still feel all of the instincts and have to resist them. That is what separates us, we have the ability of choice.
- No. Animals are filthy, I am smooth and clean.
- I have no opinion and therefore have a colorless life and colorless urine.
7

What would it take to make your animal leave you behind.
- He/She would never leave me in danger
- a chicken fried steak
- any type of food
- a gun
- Jesus
8

If you were stuck on an island, what animal would be best to have with you. Why?
- A dog because it would leave you for a chicken fried steak
- A cow because they would be useless there
- A camel because they can pick their noses witht their toungs (tungs, toungeus, however its spelled x_x)
- Charlie the unicorn from those cartoons on Newgrounds because he is awesome
- A gigantic blue whale because you could use it to leave.
9

Do animals feel complicated emotions.
- Well the can get exited, and they can miss people, and get hungry. That is it pretty much.
- yes. They get happy, sad, depressed, and feel comlicated emotions like we do.
- My animals are so special to me and they love me.
- Yes.
- I like eating cows.
10

Which animal would win in a Royal Rumble?
- snake
- A military trained hamster
- rhino
- crocodile
- a steroid infested elephant
11

How do you stand on people abusing animals?
- It is sick and wrong.
- It is sorta funny sometimes but other times I disagree.
- I disagree with it and dont do it but I dont fight for any cause.
- I hold up signs and openly say dont do it. Then I go watch Golden Girls and cry to the titanic.
- I do it all the time and find it hilarious.
12

Are wolves dangerous?
- no
- yes
- Oh look a cute little wolf, what... ouch... stop biting me.... ouch... ouch ...
- Not if you train them, then it is ok.
- Wolves are cute.
13

Why do animals lick themselves?
- it feels good
- Just for cleaning purposes
- both numbers one and two
- You are gross and you offend me mr quiz creator guy
- I dont know but it looks really fun
14

Do you dress up your dog(s)? Why?
- I put shirts on my dog to make them cute
- I think it is stupid, animals dont feel physical attraction so they wont look any better or worse, it is idiotic.
- I polish their nails and groom them and take them to dog shows because its fun
- I like putting bags over their heads and suffocating them, does that count?
- I beat them with dresses.
15

Are animals equal to humans?
- yes, in intelligence and every thing
- no, but they shouldnt be randomly hurt
- They taste good, and people dont, so they are better.
- My animal smells good
- They are just animals. Why bother with this question? Oh thats right the survey is about animals and I took it.

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How much animal knowledge do you have?

What animal makes the best type of place mat?

What kind of animal likes to listen to hip hop music.

Can you identify animals by droppings? Is this usefull.

How do you feel about animals hurting people.

Which food does the common housecat hate the most?

Do you think we are animals?

What would it take to make your animal leave you behind.

If you were stuck on an island, what animal would be best to have with you. Why?

Do animals feel complicated emotions.

Which animal would win in a Royal Rumble?

How do you stand on people abusing animals?

Are wolves dangerous?

Why do animals lick themselves?

Do you dress up your dog(s)? Why?

Are animals equal to humans?

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