THE MILLION DOLLAR SURVEY, PART 1

Would you kiss a frog for a million dollars?

• HECK YEAH!!!!
• No.
• For more money, maybe.
• OF COURSE!!!!!! I've done it plenty of times for less!

What would you do with a million dollars?

Please select all that apply.

• Give it to charity.
• Buy things (duh!)
• Travel
• Save it for college.
• Sit in the middle of your room surrounded by it, throw it up in the air, and yell, "I'm rich! I'm rich! MWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
• Other (mention in comments!)

You know the person that gave you a million dollars for kissing a frog? Well they just came back and demanded the money back...

• YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!!!!! The money is MINE, all MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Ummm...sorry, dude, I spent it...
• Give it to them.

The person is mad because you didn't give them their money back...

• THEIR money?! IT'S MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Well it's not MY fault. I spent it all.
• I GAVE them the money!!!!!!!!

The person is a multi-billionare. He decides to take you to court.

• WHAT?! GIVE ME MY LAWYER!!!!!!!!!!
• Dude, I DON'T HAVE IT ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!
• I GAVE IT TO THEM!!!!!!!!!! (If you did this, he claims that you stole it from you and sues anyway).

You go to court. And then you lose.

• WHAT?! I REFUSE TO GIVE ONE MEASLEY PENNY TO THAT GUY!!!!!!!!
• I NO LONGER HAVE THE MONEY!!!!!!!!!
• I SWEAR THAT I DIDN'T STEAL IT!!!!!!!!!!

You refuse to pay up. So you're sentenced to prison for a year. And the food sucks.

• WHAT?! I DEMAND A FAIR TRIAL!!!!!!!! I'M A MILLIONARE, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• BUT I SPENT IT ALL, IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!!!!!!!!
• WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?????!!!!!!!!!!

Eventually you get out of jail. When you go home, your house has been sold. Not only that, the multi-billionare dude robbed you of every cent you had.

• WHAT??!! I'LL SUE!!!!!! (sorry, but you can't afford a lawyer)
• WAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Great. First I'm in jail, now I'm in the streets...

You decide to sneak into this multi-billionare's house. And when you do, guess what you find out? Not only is he a thief, he murdered your fiance!

• My fiance was out to steal my money. I'm GLAD he's gone. THANK YOU, multi-billionare dude!
• GRRRRRRR. DIE, BILLIONARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• I WILL AVENGE MY FIANCE'S DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, and if that wasn't bad enough, he's also out to take over the world.

• WHAT?!
• GOOD!!!! The world is was out to steal my money, too!
• Grrrrrrr. I will avenge my fiance's death AND save the world!

The billionare's bulter sees you. Now they're both chasing you out of the house and down the street.

• RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Stay and fight (if you do this, you're die and do not finish this quiz...)

You hide in a bush and wait for them to pass. You breath a sigh of relief...only to scream, because a squirrel just landed on your head.

• AUGGGGGGGH!!!!!!!!! SQUIRRELS ARE EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!
• DIE, CHIPMUNK!!!!!!!!!
• Awwwww...squirrels are soooooo CUTE...

The squirrel just so happens to be able to talk. He was once a human, before the multi-billionare stole his money and turned him into a squirrel.

• IT'S A TRICK!!!!!!!!!! IT'S A TRICK!!!!!!!!!!
• Great. So now he can turn people into squirrels, too?
• Ohhhhh...so THAT'S how he became rich...
• I will avenge my fiance's death, AND save the world, AND avenge the squirrel-ization of this poor man...

To be continued...

• DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING ON THE EDGE LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Hurry up and make a sequel!!!!!!!!
• This quiz sucked.

Will you leave a comment?

• Yes.
• No.
• Maybe...