Personality Quiz: Which Harry Potter Villain Are YOU?!!

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What do you want for Christmas?
- World domination
- Beef jerky and toilet paper
- An exercise wheel
- Higher approval ratings
- Dignity
- More death!
- Easy access to family homes
- Tub of hair product
- Raw meat.
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How would you describe your sense of fashion?
- Anything that accentuates my general sexiness.
- A dark cloak and blood
- Ugly '80s cocktail dresses
- Stripes! Stripes! Stripes!
- loin cloth
- Something to hide my triple chin
- Something to hide my...tail
- Invisiblity cloak so I can travel without the pressures of fame and glory
- XXXL beer-stained (or Hungry Man frozen dinner-stained?) T-shirt
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Why do you get up in the morning?
- To kill!
- To eat food pellets
- Because I love stalking the hall with my cronies and skateboarding.
- Red wine.
- I haven't seen the light of day for centuries
- For the children
- To establish a postal system
- So that the "bourgeoisie" don't find me sleeping in their bed
- I no longer sleep. I let my host body handle that.
4

What is your spirit animal?
- My teddy.
- Panda
- Snake
- Stag
- Strange, frightening cat
- Clydesdale
- Brown bear
- fish
- rat
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If you could have any job you wanted....
- Mining company fink in the late 1800s
- Childcare
- Playboy.
- Aerobics instructor/trust-buster
- Professional assassin
- male model
- Red Cross Blood Drive Coordinator
- Full-Time Unemployment/Winning Lottery Scratch Ticket
- Jeweler
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What is your most shameful secret?
- I peed in many an alley from 1985-93
- Sometimes I feel love
- I never really had a war-vet husband
- I killed my best friend for his gold man-ring
- I am not genetically a cat
- My hidden insecurities and the year I was consistently drunk before noon
- Missing a finger; ultimate betrayal of a loved one
- My treatment of Latin America in the early 1900s
- I listen to Delilah on Warm 106.9 and sometimes call in for help with family problems.
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What has been your most triumphant moment?
- 16th Amendment
- Hiding in the bathroom during the premiere of my major motion picture
- Potty-training
- Finding fried chicken in the dumpster behind Big Lots
- The time I thought I heard my father say he loved me when he was on a long-distance business call.
- Anything's better than crawling.
- My precious.
- When I popped out of that turban! And HP was like, "WTF?! Did NOT see that one coming..."
- Getting away with serial killings
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You like to listen to....
- cave rattlings
- The Beach Boys. They remind me of my hair.
- Pretentious orchestral arrangements
- Hamster Dance
- barbershop groups and big band era jazz
- German death-metal; squeals of pain
- Seattle-based grunge in the '90s, '70s stoner/anthem rock
- Boy Bands. from the Backstreet Boys to the Jonas Brothers, you can't go wrong.
- Sketchy children's music, like Raffi, or soothing Booh-Bah noises
9

If you could only take one thing to a tropical island, it would be?
- unicorn blood
- cedar shavings
- bronzing lotion
- a real social security number. or a birth certificate...
- My dead parents. Sigh.
- Hair gel.
- A typewriter
- Children
- The One Ring
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Favorite school subject
- Home Ec.
- Criminal Psych
- Gloating and/or whining
- Potions
- Care of Magical Creatures
- "Herbology"
- Dark Arts
- Political Science
- Transfiguration
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Your weakness...
- Snape
- Ron Weasley (Ronnie the Bear)
- salted sunflower seeds
- World domination; rooster slayings
- impulsive killing and shoulder pads
- giving into schizophrenia by night
- Children
- Opportunities to free-load; kleptomania
- Foreign policy
12

How do you stay young?
- Never living up to my father's expectations of what a real man should be
- My lankiness and press photo touch-ups
- Talcum powder, Pond's Day Cream, costly travel
- Magic and trisyllabic meter
- The Ring, minimal exposure to sunlight
- Transfiguration
- Drunkenly listening to '70s rock anthems
- I was born a 65-year old man.
- Blood transfusions and host bodies.
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Favorite ice cream flavor?
- Ben and Jerry's Fish Food
- Rocky Road
- Freezer Burned
- Gelato
- Forti-Diet Seed Mix
- Blood
- Tuna fish surprise, uncooked
- Neapolitan
- Mint chocolate chip
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How do you prepare for swimsuit season?
- Wait for it at the beach in a dark cloak
- Exercise wheel
- Beer, losing the remote, stealing tortilla chip casserole
- Unitard, modesty.
- A festive pastel cover-up, Spanx control top
- Union Jack speedo
- Bring my invisibility cloak to the beach
- I am usually half naked anyway
- I wear a striped hat, and my fur covers the problem areas
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How do you stave off boredom?
- McGiver reruns
- Mirror gazing and pity parties
- Neurotic behaviors
- Lunch dates
- Sudoku
- Drunkenness
- Bourbon or whiskey
- Children.
- Doggy paddling through caves.
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How do you cope with the pain?
- Elephant poaching
- Crying in the bathroom
- Delusions that my fans and admirers love me for the "real me"
- Gnawing
- New England-style clam chowder
- Children.
- Riddles
- Tattoo artistry
- Drunkenness
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What can you be found doing at a wedding?
- Hiding baclava and fruit salad in sweat-pant pockets.
- A perfect opportunity for double homicide!
- Lining up an internship
- Waiting for nightfall
- Scurrying
- Getting on the mike and embarrassing my friends and family as the champagne talks
- Hiding under tables or folding chairs, searching
- Discussing politics
- Overturning the cake, bathing in the fondue pot
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What do you usually throw in anger?
- Unforgivable curses
- Dinner parties
- Bundt cake or lobster
- Beer bottles
- Children's toys
- I only rustle or scurry frantically
- Fish carcasses
- Trophies
- Hissy fits

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Which Harry Potter Villain Are YOU?!!

What do you want for Christmas?

How would you describe your sense of fashion?

Why do you get up in the morning?

What is your spirit animal?

If you could have any job you wanted....

What is your most shameful secret?

What has been your most triumphant moment?

You like to listen to....

If you could only take one thing to a tropical island, it would be?

Favorite school subject

Your weakness...

How do you stay young?

Favorite ice cream flavor?

How do you prepare for swimsuit season?

How do you stave off boredom?

How do you cope with the pain?

What can you be found doing at a wedding?

What do you usually throw in anger?

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