r u a redneck?

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okkkk so i read a book the other night with redneck jokes n i thought they were rly funny... and im not a redneck, just to let ya kno :)
have fun!

1

did u mow ur lawn and find ur dad's car?
- yes i wondered where it had gone- he had to ride the lawn tractor to work 4 the past week
- no
2

can u make a knot w/ ur teeth in a cherry stem?
- yea totally!
- nope i dont have brain-tongue coordination
3

do u have a family tree that doesnt fork?
- ohhhh yea my mom is my aunt, and my sister
- no way
4

ok- what is the most popular channel on ur tv in ur house
- the fly-fishing network
- mtv
5

when was the last time u went huntin?
- ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww thats gross why would u do that to the poor little fluffy babies?
- awww yea last night i got me a 18 point buck
6

where do u live?
- in a mobile home propped up on cinder blocks in the middle of mobile home bliss
- in an average home in the city/rural area
7

when was the last time u drove by roadkill and actually thought yummy!!!!!!!
- uh, ew
- just this mornin' on one of the dirt roads
8

ok did u actually enjoy this quiz?
- yea it was funny
- no it was pointless

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