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Only in America... Spread the Stupidity!
1. Only in America ..... .do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
2. Only in America .......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
3. Only in America .......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
4. Only in America .......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
5. Only in America .......they sell hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
6. Only in America .......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
7. Only in America .......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
8. EVER WONDER .... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
9. EVER WONDER ...Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
10. EVER WONDER...Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
11. EVER WONDER...Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
12. EVER WONDER...Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
13. EVER WONDER...Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
14. EVER WONDER...Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
15. EVER WONDER...Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
16. EVER WONDER...Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
17. EVER WONDER...Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
18. Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
19. EVER WONDER...You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
20. EVER WONDER...Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
21. EVER WONDER...Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
22. EVER WONDER...If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
23. EVER WONDER...If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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Only in America... Spread the Stupidity!

by: Be_My_Escape

This was a popular forward phase email. It's hilarious and true!!!!

  1. 1

    Only in America ..... .do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

  2. 2

    Only in America .......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

  3. 3

    Only in America .......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

  4. 4

    Only in America .......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

  5. 5

    Only in America .......they sell hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

  6. 6

    Only in America .......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

  7. 7

    Only in America .......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

  8. 8

    EVER WONDER .... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

  9. 9

    EVER WONDER ...Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

  10. 10

    EVER WONDER...Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

  11. 11

    EVER WONDER...Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

  12. 12

    EVER WONDER...Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

  13. 13

    EVER WONDER...Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

  14. 14

    EVER WONDER...Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

  15. 15

    EVER WONDER...Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

  16. 16

    EVER WONDER...Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

  17. 17

    EVER WONDER...Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

  18. 18

    Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

  19. 19

    EVER WONDER...You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

  20. 20

    EVER WONDER...Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

  21. 21

    EVER WONDER...Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

  22. 22

    EVER WONDER...If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

  23. 23

    EVER WONDER...If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

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