YOUR NEIGHBORS, THE ASSASSINS! PART 1

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Okay, so you're spying on your neighbors. They're across the street cleaning out your friend Wally's house. Comepletely normal, for them anyway, and totally innocent...at least until you spot a big splatter of blood on the rug they're shaking out. You decide to go across the street and investigate as soon as your neighbors go back to their own house.

1

The first thing you look at is the blood on the rug (it's in plain sight on the porch). You can tell that it's fresh.
- BLOOD?! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! faints
- Uh, maybe I should call the police.
- Hmmmm, interesting...VERY interesting...
- Ah, it served Wally right. I was mad at him, anyway.
- I KNEW IT!!!!!!! I KNEW MY NEIGHBORS COULDN'T BE TRUSTED!!!!!!!!
2

You peer into the window and see...is that a HAND falling out of the closet?!
- ARRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!! DISEMBODIED HAND!!!!!!!! faints
- I'm outta here!
- Oooooo, AWESOME! I'll go inside and investigate! Where's my machine gun? (Hey, I need protection here.)
- I'M FINALLY GOING TO GET TO PUT MY NEIGHBORS BEHIND BARS!!!!!! YAAAA!!!!!!!!!
- GOOD. I hope it's Wally's.
3

Your neighbors locked the door behind them. What do you do?
- Faint. There's just too much pressure, here!
- I'm sitting back on the couch watching TV and eating potato chips.
- Pull out a hairpin and open the door, using my clever lock-picking skills!
- Pull out machine gun, shatter the window by shooting it, and crawl in.
- Use your AWESOME Jackie Chan martial arts moves to knock down the door.
- Nothing
4

When you get in, you open up the closet. Not only is there a hand, there's a whole BODY attacked! It's...
- Wally
- His mom
- His dad
- One of his siblings
- His pet snake with a blown-up latex glove tied on it's head (it LOOKED like a hand from outside!).
- All of the above
- I dunno, I passed out before I could comprehend who it was...
5

You see blood splattered on the floor by the body. It is coming from the person's heart.
- AAAAAAGH!!!!!!! MORE BLOOD!!!!!!!! faints
- Gulps.
- I'M NEXT!!!!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! runs away screaming
- Hmmmm...this bullet hole is strangly shaped and unusually big...very suspicious...
- This kind of wound could only be caused by GAMMA RAY BEAMS! I KNEW my neighbors weren't human!
6

Why would someone do this to Wally/his family/his snake?
- Revenge
- Because it's part of their evil plot to kill all humans.
- Because they're assassins (duh!).
- So they could lure me into here and kill ME!!!!!!! panics and faints
- Because I hired them to.
7

Just then your neighbor sneaks up behind you. "Hands up or I'll shoot!" he growls, holding up small gun.
- RUN!!!!!! IT'S NOT JUST ANY GUN, IT'S A GAMMA RAY BEAM GUN!!!!!!!!!!
- Put my hands up! I'm not risking anything!
- Hey, I thought I HIRED you to do this! You can't turn on your boss!
- Pull out your machine gun.
- Use your martial art moves to knock the gun out of his hands and knock him unconcious.
- AHHHHHHH GUN!!!!! faints
8

Just then Wally's boa constrictor lunges at your neighbor and strangles him. You are saved, at least for the moment.
- Hey, I thought Wally's snake was dead! (me: he was reserected!)
- I'm going to explore the rooms and find out my neighbors' motives.
- AHHHHHH, SNAKE!!!!!!!!!!! faints
- Grabs gamma ray gun, THEN searches the rooms.
- Breaks down all doors to show off martial art skills.
9

You find folders that seem to be saying that Wally and his family were secret agents.
- sarcastically Well gee, that REALLY explains why my neighbors murdered them...
- So what?
- faints from the realization of the matter
- They worked for some place like the X-files, right?
10

They investigated aliens 'n such. That's why your neighbors killed 'em.
- That explains a lot...
- That's not a good reason!
- Aliens? There's no such thing!
- ARRRRRRGH ALIENS!!!!!!!! faints
- I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!! I KNEW MY NEIGHBORS WEREN'T HUMAN!!!!!!!!!
11

Just then a UFO blasts off the roof. Then it beams you up.
- THAT was unexpected...
- AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! UFO!!!!!!!!!!!! faints
- I'm DONE FOR!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Hmmph. That's the last time I hire an assassin to do my dirty work...
- I WILL AVENGE WALLY'S DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!
12

TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- faints from shock
- Awwwwww....
- I don't care.
- I WILL AVENGE WALLY'S DEATH IN THE NEXT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!
13

Did you like this quiz?
- Yes
- No
- Maybe
- I don't know
- ARRRRRRRGH TOO MUCH PRESSURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! faints
14

Any suggestions for the sequel?
- I want to use more martial arts.
- I want to use my machine gun more!
- I want more excitement.
- I want to blast my neighbors with the gamma ray gun!
- Other (mention in comments!)
15

GOODBYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Bye
- YOU SCREAMED!!!!!!!! SCREAMING SCARES ME!!!!!!!!!! faints
- See ya
- does crazy martial arts move
- shoots machine gun in every direction
- blasts hole in wall with gamma ray gun
- starts to sing Oh good-BYE cruel world, I'm off to join the circus, oh Mr. Barnum, save a place for MEEEE!

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YOUR NEIGHBORS, THE ASSASSINS! PART 1

The first thing you look at is the blood on the rug (it's in plain sight on the porch). You can tell that it's fresh.

You peer into the window and see...is that a HAND falling out of the closet?!

Your neighbors locked the door behind them. What do you do?

When you get in, you open up the closet. Not only is there a hand, there's a whole BODY attacked! It's...

You see blood splattered on the floor by the body. It is coming from the person's heart.

Why would someone do this to Wally/his family/his snake?

Just then your neighbor sneaks up behind you. "Hands up or I'll shoot!" he growls, holding up small gun.

Just then Wally's boa constrictor lunges at your neighbor and strangles him. You are saved, at least for the moment.

You find folders that seem to be saying that Wally and his family were secret agents.

They investigated aliens 'n such. That's why your neighbors killed 'em.

Just then a UFO blasts off the roof. Then it beams you up.

TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you like this quiz?

Any suggestions for the sequel?

GOODBYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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