Funny Quotes! Hilarious....Which ones are funniest?

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• Is that your face or did your neck throw up?
• You say I run like a girl. If you ran alittle faster, you could too!
• Sorry... you looked cute from far away.
• Lucky for you. Mirrors can't laugh.
• Its people like you who make me need medication...
• Are you oriental? (they say no) aw, that sucks you could be a sumo wrestler!
• I think your greasy hair is the cause of Global Warming. You should really rinse it. Al Gore would appreciate it.
• Smile...it confuses people
• You laugh at me cause I'm different...I laugh at you cuz your all the same!
• You: Get a life!/Her: A lif? Cool where can I download one of those?
• The voices tell me things....
• you: Do you have a mirror in your house?/Her: yeah...?/ You: Well, thats 7 years of bad luck 4u
• Eat right, exersize, be healthy, die anyway.
• Dying is life's way of telling you you're fired.
• There are three types of people in the world: Those who CAN count and those who can't.