c0nd0m slogans which are best? [more jokes hah]

Please select all that apply.

• 1. Don't be silly, protect your willy
• 2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
• 3. Cover your stump before you |-|ump
• 4. When in doubt, shroud your spout
• 5. Don't be a loner, cover your b0ner
• 6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong
• 7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it
• 8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
• 9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to c0nd0mize
• 10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
• 11. She won't get sick if you wrap your |)ick
• 12. If you go into heat, package your meat
• 13. While you're undressing venus, dress up your p3nis
• 14. When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse
• 15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member
• 16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker
• 17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool
• 18. The right selection will protect your 3r3ction
• 19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil
• 20. A crank with armor will never harm her
• 21. No glove, no love!