Survey: I lost my Llama.

1

I PUT MY LLAMA IN MY LOCKER AT SCHOOL THEN HE RAN AWAY!
- OH poor little llama!! :( I'll help you find him!!!
- So?
- I know how it feels to lose someone you love, dude. It's okay, you'll get through it.
- OMG!!! Is his name todd?
2

HAVE YOU SEEN HIM? HE'S GREEN, ABOUT 2 INCHES TALL, HAS 5 LEGS, AND LIKES TO EAT TOASTERS. AND HIS NAME ISN'T TODD.
- yesss i have seen him! He's in my kitchen licking my toaster and being mean to my mom!
- NO! are you insane that's impossibibble!
- ^ HEEEE. NO! THIS IS NO TIME FOR STUTTERING! this is SERIOUS!!!! ^
- he lives on 16649973689595362441086964534423765834539276354278564534523322 You'llNeverFindMeOoooobalooooooobashoooooooooooooooooobakawooooobbaaaaaabibbliysquinkswaunk Avenue! good luck!
3

HE'S HAVING BABIES THOUGH!
- REALLY, WHEN?!
- I hate baby Llamas. They're stinky. Like my doggy. And me mudder.
- You know what, YOU KNOW WHAT? LEAVE HIM ALONE! :'( HE WENT TO LLAMA LAND! WHERE ALL LLAMAS CAN LIVE IN PEACE AND SERENITY AND PRANCE AROUND ALL HAPPY AND SUCH AND HAVE BABIES IN A HEALTHY ENVIRONMENT AND THEY AREN'T HELD CONSTANTLY LIKE THE CUTE LITTLE STINKY PUFFBALLS THEY ARE, AND NO LLAMA GETS REJECTED IN LLAMA LAND, NO MATTER HOW BIG, HOW SMALL, OR HOW GREEN OR HOW BLUE, OR HOW FAT OR HOW SKINNY, THEY'RE ALL TREATED EQUALLY IN LLAMA LAND! OKAY! SO JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE, HE'LL BE FINE! :'(
- Can I keep one?
4

You can keep one if you find him :)
- Really? OKAY! log off pitter patter pitter patter LLAMA GET OVER HERE! pitter patter pitter patter I FOUND HIM!
- I don't care!
- YOU MONSTER! LET THEM BE FREEEEEE!!!!
- awwww too bad.... i have no idea where he is..... oh the toaster store! pitter patter pitter patter CHA-CHING pitter patter pitter patter ........ The toaster he was eating the inside of while he was inside of it cost 100000000000000000000 dollars.
5

Okay Whoever picked the last awnser on the previous question gets a baby!!!
- oh thanks, you're nice. Sheesh. i found him first! Even though i didn't ACTUALLY find him :)
- okay im out.
- NOOOOOO I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE, STEAL THAT LLAMA, AND RING IT TO LLAMA LAND!
- AWWWWEEHH THANKS YOU!!!!! :)(L)
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BYEEE!!
- Bye... Meaner...
- bye loser!
- I'll do it! i will watch me! Llamas need to be FREEEE!
- BYE LOVELY PERSON THANK YOU SO MUCH! HOPE YOUR DAY IS FILLED WITH HAPPY LOVELY THINGS AND PEOPLE AND LLAMAS!

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I lost my Llama.

I PUT MY LLAMA IN MY LOCKER AT SCHOOL THEN HE RAN AWAY!

HAVE YOU SEEN HIM? HE'S GREEN, ABOUT 2 INCHES TALL, HAS 5 LEGS, AND LIKES TO EAT TOASTERS. AND HIS NAME ISN'T TODD.

HE'S HAVING BABIES THOUGH!

You can keep one if you find him :)

Okay Whoever picked the last awnser on the previous question gets a baby!!!

BYEEE!!

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