Do u think these yo momma disses r funny?

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  1. 1

    Yo momma like a hardware store around da corner n 10 cents a screw

  2. 2

    yo momma like a light switch 3 year olds can turn her on

  3. 3

    yo momma like a buffet evey1 geta taste

  4. 4

    yo momma like a pepperment u can lick it lotz but it still got flavor

  5. 5

    yo momma so fat i tried 2 drive around her n ran out of gas

  6. 6

    yo momma so fat she walked in front of da tv while u was watchin a movie n u missed da movie

  7. 7

    yo momma so fat she put on a yellow sweater n people yell taxi

  8. 8

    yo momma so ulgy she enter a ulgy contest n dey say srry no pros

  9. 9

    yo momma so ulgy she stick her head out da window n got arrested 4 moonin

  10. 10

    yo momma so old she went 2 kindergarden with Jesus

  11. 11

    yo momma so ulgy she won a award 4 ulgest man

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