Half-German Half-Filipino

Which one of your parents is German?

• My Father.
• My Mother.

Have you been to either Germany or Philippines?

Please select all that apply.

• I've been to Germany, but I'm currently in the Philippines.
• I've been to Philippines, but I'm currently in Germany.
• Yes, I've been to both.
• Neither, I live in a different country.

Sprechen sie Deutsche?

• What? English puh-leese.
• Ja! Ich liebe Deutschland.

Would you rather stay in Germany or Philippines?

• Germany. It's much...cooler.
• Philippines. I love Southeast Asia!
• Neither. I'd rather stay in Jamaica.
• Where the hell is Philippines? Antarctica?

Can you speak Tagalog?

Please select all that apply.

• Oo naman. Love it.
• No, but I want to learn the language.
• My German parent told me not to learn it.
• Yes, but I pretend that I don't.

Do you have a Facebook account? My email is: itspatrickbienert@gmail.com

Please select all that apply.

• Shut yo' assss up!
• Okay I'll be happy to add you!
• You on crack or something?
• I don't have Facebook. I'm gonna die soon, anyway.