EVIL PENGUIN!!!

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AN EVIL PENGUIN HAS TAKEN OVER THE WORLD!!!! RUNS IN CIRCLE SCREAMING YOU MUST STOP HIM. HE WANTS TO MAKE EVERYONE WATCH THE TELETUBBIES AND EAT BEETS. WE(OTHERWISE KNOWN AS YOU) MUST STOP HIM! AHHHHHHHH, HE IS COMING! HIDES BEHIND BUSH

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THE EVIL PENGUIN IS TAKING A BATH AND HIS GUARD IS ON BREAK...
- BREAKS INTO ROOM AND SHOOTS PENGUIN, UH OH, IT IS ONLY A WATER GUN, RUN!
- GRABS TOASTER AND SNEAKS IN, PLUGS TOASTER IN AND THROWS AT TUB, OH NO THE CORD IS TOO SHORT, TIPTOES OUT OF ROOM THEN RUNS
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HMMM, TIME FOR A NEW PLAN...
- GOT IT! I SHALL FIND A PORCUPINE, PUT POISON ON THE TIPS OF THE QUILLS AND THEN THROW IT AT HIM! MWAHAHA, I'M A GENIUS!
- HAHA! I SHALL DRESS UP AS A WAITER, AND SERVE HIM SUSHI, THE SUSHI WILL BE DUNKED IN RADIOACTIVE WATER AND HE WILL DIE FROM RADIATION!! AND MY TEACHER SAID I HAD NO POTENTIAL!
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TIME TO GET SUPPLIES...
- THEY WERE OUT OF PORCUPINES SO I GOT A HEDGEHOG,LUCKILY THEY HAD POISON, NOW TO FIND THE PENGUIN...
- HAHA, WAITER SUITS ARE ON ON SALE AND SO IS SUSHI, BUT I CAN'T FIND RADIOACTIVE WATER,HMPH...
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NOW WHAT TO DO...
- THE PENGUIN IS ON VACAY IN MAUI, TIME TO CATCH A PLANE...
- I WILL USE PEANUT OIL INSTEAD(HE IS ALLERGIC), NOW WHERE IS HE...
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TIME TO HOP A PLANE...
- EWWW, THIS IS NASTY! THEY PUT ME IN COACH, MOVE OVER YOU SNOTTY LITTLE GIRL, I AM AN ASSASIN ON A MISSION!
- APPARENTLY HE IS IN VEGAS, I WILL FLY OVER IMMEDIATLY...THIS PLANE IS SO NICE, I LOVE FIRST CLASS, YES I WILL THINK I WILL HAVE A STEAK(DELICIOUS TOFU IF U ARE A VEGEARIAN OR VEGAN)
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YOU HAVE REACHED YOUR DESTINATION!
- DOES HAPPY DANCE THEN GOES TO FIND PENGUIN, THERE HE IS! OH GOODY HE IS TANNING, EASY TARGET, ARM POISED AND READY TO THROW...
- I SEE HIM, HE IS PLAYING THE SLOTS, I MUST CHANGE...SUSHI ON PLATE, WALKING TO PENGUIN...
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SOO CLOSE...
- THE HEDGEHOG IS RELEASED, IT FLYS, GOT HIM! LOOK AT HIM SQUIRM, DIE EVIL PENGUIN, DIE!MWAHAHA!!
- MR.PENGUIN WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SUSHI, HE IS TAKING A PIECE, HE IS CHEWING,HE IS DYING! YAY, I WON, THAT WILL TEACH YOU TO MAKE ME WATCH TELETUBBIES AND EAT BEETS!
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YOU KILLED THE PENGUIN!! ALL HAIL YOU!!!
- OH YA, I WON, OH YA! DOES HAPPY DANCE
- CAN A LLAMA BE THE PRESIDENT NOW?
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EVIL PENGUIN!!!

THE EVIL PENGUIN IS TAKING A BATH AND HIS GUARD IS ON BREAK...

HMMM, TIME FOR A NEW PLAN...

TIME TO GET SUPPLIES...

NOW WHAT TO DO...

TIME TO HOP A PLANE...

YOU HAVE REACHED YOUR DESTINATION!

SOO CLOSE...

YOU KILLED THE PENGUIN!! ALL HAIL YOU!!!

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