Why In The Name Of God Are There So Many Imbecilic, Childish, "Emo," And Totally Inane Quizzes On This Damn Website?

Please select all that apply.

• Because, for whatever reason, this site is bursting at the seams with 14 year old girls. (Thus the copious amount of "Twilight" quizzes.)
• Because, for whatever reason, this site is bursting at the seams with 14 year old boys. (Thus the copious amounts of "Emo" quizzes.)
• Because traffic into this site is only acquired through the advertisements, which, for whatever reason, are placed in various spots throughout the internet that 14 year old boys and girls flock to.
• Because the people on it (the author not exempt, I suppose) feel so unlike the bulk of humans they encounter in reality that they have to come onto this trivial, little website and make sure there are others like them. (Although the "Emo" kids wouldn't count here because that is clearly just a lemming kind of "The Masses are Asses" scenario.) .... (Oh! And the author already knows there is nobody like him save one young woman who he still suspects may have cheated.... )
• Because, as the Paranoid Mothers for Suppression (PMS. HA!) keep telling us, 90% of the internet is dedicated to pornography and this is the final asylum for those "poor kids."
• Because if you give the public access to anything they will spam the damn thing and do their best to make it a cesspool of mediocrity. Yet another example of "The Masses are Asses." (I don't care if you get tired of it, it's true.)
• Because their parents won't let them on MySpace since all those kids started killing themselves online.
• Because the concept of creating your own quiz to see if your piers of an online community agree is a notion that naturally attracts self-conscious teenagers.
• Because no working adult has time or patience enough to give a damn if "JoeyBoy22778" (I hope that's not a real avatar) knows Harry Potter as well as him.
• Because the questions posed on this website are, for the most part, things that would be too embarrassing to ask people who really knew you.
• By this point I get the idea that the author is just trying to piss off a bunch of 14 year olds. (You wouldn't be entirely incorrect either....)