Funny X-Files Quotes: Part I

Funny X-Files Quotes: Part I

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How well do you know your X-Files humor? Do you know who said it? In which episode? To whom? Test your knowledge here.

  1. 1

    In what episode does Scully state "meanwhile, I've quit the X-Files and have become a spokes person for the AB Roller."

  2. 2

    Who requested of Mulder, "Tell Scully, I'm buff"?

  3. 3

    In the episode Bad Blood, who loudly exclaims, "I Was Drugged!" to Skinner?

  4. 4

    Who could not believe "her name was BAMBI???"

  5. 5

    Finish this Scully quote from the episode Detour: "Maybe if it starts raining sleeping bags...

  6. 6

    Who thinks it's "remotely plausible" that someone might think Scully is "hot" ?

  7. 7

    "It's not ice cream, it's..." what?

  8. 8

    Who asks Mulder, "Beam me up, Scotty?"

  9. 9

    How does Mulder get his "ya-ya's" out?

  10. 10

    When Scully and Mulder are mistaken for "The Gundersons" in the episode The Rain King, how does mulder react?

  11. 11

    In the episode Syzygy, what reoccuring line does Scully utter after Mulder informs her she has just run a stop sign?

  12. 12

    What is the closing line of the series finale, The Truth? (not really a humorous quote, but an important one)

  13. 13

    "Dear Diary, Today my heart lept when (who?) suggested spontaneous human combustion..."

  14. 14

    Who admits they are calling from a bubble bath in Hollywood AD?

  15. 15

    In what episode does Mulder ask Scully if she want's to "make that honeymoon video" ?

  16. 16

    Who said the closing line of the series finale?

  17. 17

    When Mulder says to Scully, "If there's an iced tea in this bag, this could be love," what fated beverage is revealed?

  18. 18

    Who does not "gaze" at Agent Scully?

  19. 19

    In what episode does Scully tell Mulder, "I'd kiss you if you weren't so damn ugly" ?

  20. 20

    In what episode does Scully complain: "All I had was half a cream cheese bagel and it wasn't even real cream cheese it was light cream cheese" ?

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