random jonas, celeb stuff!!

hi i am back, did u miss me?

• yes i have missed u sooo much!
• yeah girl where have u been?

did u hear nick jonas broke up w/ selena gomez?

• OMG, YAY!! starts dancing happily w/ maracas
• OMJ! WHERE IS HE?? I MUST SPEAK 2 MY TRUE LOVE!!

what would u do if michael jackson came up 2 u and wanted a hug?

• runs away and scream in horror "HELP! MICHAEL JACKSON WANTS 2 KILL ME!!"
• kick him where it hurts and pepperspray him

what is ur fave part of christmas?

Please select all that apply.

• da presents!!!!*oohh me love presents!!!!!!!!!!
• da christmas spirit we have within and spread it around
• baby jesus was born!
• da music and decorations!!

which is better?

• vanilla
• chocolate!

did u know that kevin jonas was one of da winners of people's magazine. sexiest guys under 25?

• HAHAHA!!! ur serious??
• omg!! it must b an mistake! it's obvious that joe or nick shoulda won!!u go, girl!
• go kevin! :p
• what?? kevin jonas?? what has da world gone to??

wyr live a long, miserable life or a very awesome short life where EVERY FANTASY COMES TRUE EVEN DA SEXY ONES! ;)*

• da long miserable life cause at least i will get 2 c my grandkids
• da short life cause that means that (celeb crush) will come through da door any second shirtless and wanting 2 do it w/ me ;)

wyr c michael jackson's hair on fire on youtube or his face melting on youtube

• his hair, that'll b so tubular, dude!
• his face!!!
• both!! mwahahahaha!!

which show would u rather b on?

• 90210!!
• gossip girl!! so i can flirt w/ all da guys alll day :D

wyr live in beverly hills or manhattan?

• beverly hills!!! that's where i wanna be!! besides da jobros live there ;)
• manhattan!!!it rocks!!!

which movie is better?

• mama mia MAMA MIA, HERE I GO AGAIN! MY MY HOW COULD I EVER LET U GO!
• hancock! he is da only superhero who is a alcoholic bum and is a role model 4 bums everywhere go hancock!

which movies r better?

• hsm1-2-3!!
• cheetah girl 1-2-3!!
• camp rock!!

who's better?

• demi lovato
• selena gomez

which band is more cooler?

• paramore!!
• metro station!!

wyr b skinny but ugly or fat but gorgeous?

• skinny but ugly
• fat but gorgeous

omg!! i c da jobros!!

• OMJ!! WHERE??runs up 2 them but they run away from u! :.(
• OMG!! WHERE??buys a sexy new dress and gets hair done at salon and then flirts w/ them!

what should i get my bff 4 christmas?

• a build a bear
• makeup

but i only have $20 bucks! :(

• oh that is 2 bad
• hey let me help u by giving u $100 buckssniff sniff ur so nice!! gives hug then ipod!

if u met ur celeb crush and u like him alot and he does 2 but he wants 2 do it w/ u, would u do it?

• yes!! i mean come on, its (whoever da heck ur celeb crush is)! and besides it's da season of giving!!if u know what i mean? ;)
• no i wouldnt but i am open 2 hot, sexy, makeout sessions whenever we want

random time;christmas edition!!

• womanizer,womanizer, ur a womanizer, baby...
• all i want 4 christmas is u!!backs away very slowly!
• santa must have came early this yr cause u were first on my wish listscreams in horror but then runs away!
• omg! did u hear? i am dating a jonas brother and it's sooo hot!!
• hey rudolph, wanna go shopping?

man u made my pet marshallow sad!

• oh i am so sorry!!comforts marshmallow but then gets bitten by it! :.(
• oh thats 2 bad! can i eat it? T_T

i am going 2 jingle ball concert 2nite!!

• omg!! 4 realz?
• man, i am sooo jealous of u!!

did i happen 2 mention that jesse mccartney, david archuleta,katy perry, boys like girls and shontelle will b there?

• omg!!! can u get me an autograph and jesse's phone number?
• stop making me jealous!!

which christmas song is da best???

• all i want 4 christmas is you by mizz mariah carey herself!
• last christmas

which one?

• converse!!
• vans!!

did u know that in hsm 3, there was supposed 2 b a scene of zac efron singing in da shower but they cut it cause it was 2 raunchy 4 da movie?

• omg!! 4 realz?? man, disney is sooo mean does poutie face
• screw disney!! they suck 4 killing every girls dream fantasy!!

have u seen britney spears's new documentary on mtv?

• yeah and it's so sad how she isnt happy w/ her life yet she has billions!
• no but i will get around 2 it!

did u know that her 27th bday was yesterday?

• oh yeah, happy belated bday, britney!
• oh yeah, i can't believe she is already 27, she is almost pushing 30!

can't u believe that it's already december?

• i know, 2008 is almost over :(
• i know, christmas is coming!!

bye

• ok but talk 2 me later, u know u love me, xoxo gossip girl
• don't leave, baby i can change! runs 2 da other side of da earth screaming