E.J.: The Omnipotent Impotent

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We've all been there - holding that private conversation within earshot of someone who has to eavesdrop and plunge right in, finishing your sentences and trying desperately to give the impression that he/she is the smartest kid on the block. "Look at how smart I am," the unspoken voice cries. "Really, I am smart! I am well-read!" Annoying, that's what you really are. Mention something, anything, and this person is the instant subject-matter expert. This person E.J., The Omnipotent Impotent

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    Beer anyone? Has the Omnipotent Impotent ever shared his love by offering you an ice cold Yuengling, no strings attached?

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    Food anyone? Has the O.I. ever trotted out the gourmet spread just because that's the kind of guy that he is?

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    Name that tune: Can The O.I. recite back to you every racquet, string, shoe, sox, shirt, boxer and jock that you've ever owned or had a remote association with?

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    Just because: Has the O.I. ever organized your group's tennis schedule, driven you to another state to play a match, or just flat-out kissed your a$% in order to score brownie points?

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