Why are Turtles Green? (A quiz of random questions)

Why do you think dogs are so nice?

• Dogs aren't nice at all.
• They're secret super-heros
• This quiz is so stupid...
• Because it's impossible to hate me.
• Cuz we're nice back

What will happen to you in the next 30 seconds?

• My brother/sister will do something stupid
• I'll be sitting here taking this %$@# test.
• My crush will call me and say he/she loves me!!!
• Someone will break into my house
• My parents will yell at me and make me do the dishes.

What kind of a person do you think I am? (please be honest)

Please select all that apply.

• hecka mean
• sweet
• attractive
• nice
• preppy
• sporty
• emo/goth
• nerdy
• stalker
• stupid
• brat
• skater kid

What's up w/ all this obesity?

• It's simply medical
• Choices, choices, choices
• alien eggs
• obesity?
• How many more questions?

Why do they teach us stupid stuff like GCF's in school?

• i don't know, there isn't any use when we grow up
• Oh, just you wait...
• They are purposely torturing us
• What's a GCF?
• I think it's fun!

What are we gonna do after global warming?

• flee to Uranus
• we'll die
• it'll fix itself
• we'll evolve into fish people
• What is global Warming?
• it won't happen

Why do cops hate skaters?

• Hey! I'm a cop!
• i don't know
• Who cares? Skaters are disgusting.
• The cops I know are nice...
• Hey! that reminds me of a time when I was skating in the Burger-King parking lot....